Well that was retarded

[Scouzer]

I wake up, jump out of bed. I get in the shower, brush my teeth, put on anti - persprant and leave the washroom to get something to eat.

This is fine, I leave the washroom and my mom yells:

"David, why the hell are you up?"

I glance at my watch, it is 4:30.

I don't have to be up until 7:30

Shite.

 

[Juniper]

LOL.... what was that for?

 

[mOrphine]

what was your mum doing up at 4:30am? :Q

 

[bacillus]

nothing wrong with being early!

 

[Scouzer]

She woke up with the noise of the shower running.

 

[kpxgq]

thats like when i usually goto sleep

 

[Mats]

Shite mate.

 

[SilverThief]

Damn that sucks.

 

[Looney]

You don't wake up with an alarm clock? Or even look at the clock when you wake up?

 

[Scouzer]

<< You don't wake up with an alarm clock? Or even look at the clock when you wake up? >>



I do have an alarm, but I just jumped up.

No I didn't look...which is partially why its so dumb...

 

[cherrytwist]

<< I wake up, jump out of bed. I get in the shower, brush my teeth, put on anti - persprant and leave the washroom to get something to eat. >>



I've never known anybody that actually says "washroom".

 

[Scouzer]

Canadian I suppose. Washroom, bathroom, potty all the same...

 

[fr]

When I wake up, the first thing I look at is the time.


Didn't you see how dark it was outside your window?

 

[Scouzer]

1) I live in the basement
2) Its usually damn near pitch black at 7:10 (when alarm goes off I messed up)

 

[Looney]

So what do you call it when you're in a mall? a bathroom? Doesn't taht seem kind of odd, as there's no baths in the room?

 

[kpxgq]

<< So what do you call it when you're in a mall? a bathroom? Doesn't taht seem kind of odd, as there's no baths in the room? >>



restroom?

 

[Scouzer]

Yeah I call it a bathroom even in mall...duno custom I guess.

 

[Amused]

Yeah, they also call vacations "holidays."

Canadian: I get a two week holiday each year.
Me: Really? Are you someone famous?
Canadian: No, why?
Me: Because in the US, only famous or religious figures get their own Holiday.
Canadian: Oh man, the US sucks.
Me: Yeah, right. And Canadians are so desperate for a hero, they gave YOU a holiday!

 

[moonsocket]

<< Canadian I suppose. Washroom, bathroom, potty all the same... >>



most canadians dont have running you know..we only have outhouses..sad but true! we also live in igloos and use dogsleds to get around. its easier to live in igloos cuase we dont get a real summer..there is always snow aon the ground here...weird how it stops at the canada?us border like that.

and he must be from a big city...all the rest of us canucks call washrooms "shitters"..no its true.really it is..serious..he must be edumacated or have gone to the libary. i bet he can even play the saxomaphone

i hate waking up early