Well...that was interesting

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I was walking around the house naked because I was about to take a shower. It was pretty dark outside so I didn't really think anyone would see me (I have a moderately large front window). I start heading upstairs and I hear the door bell and I just like...ran and hid. :(
 

OrByte

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Your neighbors wanted to come over to complain about all the luminescent lighting emanating from your house.

glow in the dark skin does that to a brotha :p
 
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Whoa. Just a minute ago I got a phone call.

I answered with "...hello..?"

Thank god it was just my dad.

On the phone, not at the door!
 

Kadarin

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It was your neighbors coming over to let you know that for the love of God you really need to work out.
 
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It was your neighbors coming over to let you know that for the love of God you really need to work out.

I'm in moderate shape. :)

5'10, 135-140lbs. Clearly not over weight, I've got some shape. Maybe they should I was making a vulgar gesture in some fashion.
 

myusername

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Whoa. Just a minute ago I got a phone call.

I answered with "...hello..?"

Thank god it was just my dad.

On the phone, not at the door!
[on the phone]
Chris: So, what are you wearing?
[pause]
Chris: Wow. I bet you can see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
 

Nutdotnet

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It was your neighbors coming over to let you know that for the love of God you really need to work out.

I'm in moderate shape. :)

5'10, 135-140lbs. Clearly not over weight, I've got some shape. Maybe they should I was making a vulgar gesture in some fashion.

No, you're a toothpick!
 
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Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It was your neighbors coming over to let you know that for the love of God you really need to work out.

I'm in moderate shape. :)

5'10, 135-140lbs. Clearly not over weight, I've got some shape. Maybe they should I was making a vulgar gesture in some fashion.

No, you're a toothpick!

My arms are slightly small, but the rest of me seems alright.
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It was your neighbors coming over to let you know that for the love of God you really need to work out.

I'm in moderate shape. :)

5'10, 135-140lbs. Clearly not over weight, I've got some shape. Maybe they should I was making a vulgar gesture in some fashion.

No, you're a toothpick!

My ***** is slightly small, but the rest of me seems alright.

:eek:
 
Jun 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It was your neighbors coming over to let you know that for the love of God you really need to work out.

I'm in moderate shape. :)

5'10, 135-140lbs. Clearly not over weight, I've got some shape. Maybe they should I was making a vulgar gesture in some fashion.

No, you're a toothpick!

My ***** is slightly small, but the rest of me seems alright.

:eek:

:(
 

neegotiator

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It was your neighbors coming over to let you know that for the love of God you really need to work out.

I'm in moderate shape. :)

5'10, 135-140lbs. Clearly not over weight, I've got some shape. Maybe they should I was making a vulgar gesture in some fashion.

No, you're a toothpick!

My ***** is slightly small, but the rest of me seems alright.

:eek:

:(

haha now that was just plain uncalled for
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: neegotiator
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It was your neighbors coming over to let you know that for the love of God you really need to work out.

I'm in moderate shape. :)

5'10, 135-140lbs. Clearly not over weight, I've got some shape. Maybe they should I was making a vulgar gesture in some fashion.

No, you're a toothpick!

My ***** is slightly small, but the rest of me seems alright.

:eek:

:(

haha now that was just plain uncalled for

lmao