Well, that was a worthless weekend.

Fausto

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Raced in Augusta last weekend. It went badly.

Sat am was the time trial. 4km around a small lake. I dropped my chain at roughly km #1 and had to get off my bike to fix it. The guy who started 30 sec behind me caught and passed me while I was fixing things, and I then caught him at the line once I got back on the bike. My time minus the 40 seconds I lost would have won.

Criterium that night. I feel awesome. I'm sitting top-10 the whole race just waiting for the field sprint. 5 laps to go, my front tire blows out. The "free lap" rule happens to expire with 5 laps to go so I get to sit on the sidelines and watch the rest of the race.

Road race sunday am. We start at 10:30am. It's already 90+ degrees. By the time we finish, the heat index was 115F. It sucked. I drank a large bottle of cold gatorade each lap and still finished with a moderate case of heat stroke (and not anywhere near the front of the race).

So I'm out about $100 for entry fees and stuff, and I have little more than a sunburn to show for it. Go me.




/selfpity :p
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Atomicus
There is always next time. ??, ??!
I know, but I was coming off a good result the previous weekend and I'd probably have done well in Augusta were it not for the damn mechanical issues.
 

rh71

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I went to the Met game on Saturday and they blew an 8-0 lead. But yes, yours did suck more. ;)
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: franksta
What is the "free lap" rule?
If you get a flat in a criterium before 5 laps to go, you can get a wheel change and jump back in the race. I flatted precisely when the rule went into effect.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: skace
I slept all saturday and sunday.
I'd have gotten exactly the same results at the races had I done the same. :p

Edit- after setting fire to five $20 bills, of course.
 

arcenite

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: skace
I slept all saturday and sunday.
I'd have gotten exactly the same results at the races had I done the same. :p

Your weekend sounds like mine. Saturday I went to work, came home and played some Chaos Theory on XBL, and went to bed... Woke up at 1pm on Sunday and played more Splinter Cell. I'm still trying to figure out how your day sounds like mine.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: AdamSnow
You win some - you lose some...

This is life.
True, but losing because I haven't been training enough is one thing, but losing because of stupid stuff beyond my control is just annoying as hell. I have actually never flatted in a criterium in my entire racing career (15 years) and the first time I do, it's too late to get back into the damn race. It'd be comical if it hadn't happened to me.
 

loup garou

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I went out around the LES Friday. I got to watch a six foot tall asian dude with a two foot blue mohawk soul-kiss a guy in a wig and dress while dancing to Boyz II Men. Oh, and some preppy looking guy who must've been rolling dancing, making out with, and dry humping everyone in the bar....I narrowly avoided him coming back from the bar with my precious $5 High Life (I wasn't hipster enough to buy a Colt45 forty). Finished up the night at Schiller's though, which had Carlsberg on tap and a mean watercress salad. Saturday we lounged around and yesterday saw the 40 Year Old Virgin. Pretty good weekend, all in all.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: werk
I went out around the LES Friday. I got to watch a six foot tall asian dude with a two foot blue mohawk soul-kiss a guy in a wig and dress while dancing to Boyz II Men. Oh, and some preppy looking guy who must've been rolling dancing, making out with, and dry humping everyone in the bar....I narrowly avoided him coming back from the bar with my precious $5 High Life (I wasn't hipster enough to buy a Colt45 forty). Finished up the night at Schiller's though, which had Carlsberg on tap and a mean watercress salad. Saturday we lounged around and yesterday saw the 40 Year Old Virgin. Pretty good weekend, all in all.
We're talking about me here, dammit. Make your own thread. :p
 

loup garou

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: werk
I went out around the LES Friday. I got to watch a six foot tall asian dude with a two foot blue mohawk soul-kiss a guy in a wig and dress while dancing to Boyz II Men. Oh, and some preppy looking guy who must've been rolling dancing, making out with, and dry humping everyone in the bar....I narrowly avoided him coming back from the bar with my precious $5 High Life (I wasn't hipster enough to buy a Colt45 forty). Finished up the night at Schiller's though, which had Carlsberg on tap and a mean watercress salad. Saturday we lounged around and yesterday saw the 40 Year Old Virgin. Pretty good weekend, all in all.
We're talking about me here, dammit. Make your own thread. :p
Yeah, yeah...always about you...

my thong's too tight...boohoo...
my assless chaps are chafing my crotch...sniffle...
I'm all out of peanut butter and the dog ran away...sob...

:p
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: werk
I went out around the LES Friday. I got to watch a six foot tall asian dude with a two foot blue mohawk soul-kiss a guy in a wig and dress while dancing to Boyz II Men. Oh, and some preppy looking guy who must've been rolling dancing, making out with, and dry humping everyone in the bar....I narrowly avoided him coming back from the bar with my precious $5 High Life (I wasn't hipster enough to buy a Colt45 forty). Finished up the night at Schiller's though, which had Carlsberg on tap and a mean watercress salad. Saturday we lounged around and yesterday saw the 40 Year Old Virgin. Pretty good weekend, all in all.
We're talking about me here, dammit. Make your own thread. :p
Yeah, yeah...always about you...

my thong's too tight...boohoo...
my assless chaps are chafing my crotch...sniffle...
I'm all out of peanut butter and the dog ran away...sob...

:p
Whoa. Who told you about that? :Q

 

kranky

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It's a poor workman who blames his tools.




Ah, just kidding, better luck next time!
 

Fausto

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I think the highlight of the weekend was my teammate crashing himself out of the road race by trying to puke without stopping first. :p
 

aircooled

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I've seen you race. you're good. maybe just a bad day or something...

You'll be the new Lance and I'll sell false stories to the national enquirer :p
 

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Originally posted by: Fausto
I think the highlight of the weekend was my teammate crashing himself out of the road race by trying to puke without stopping first. :p

Please elaborate, the mental picture alone has me giggling.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: ggnl
Originally posted by: Fausto
I think the highlight of the weekend was my teammate crashing himself out of the road race by trying to puke without stopping first. :p

Please elaborate, the mental picture alone has me giggling.
He was on the final lap of his race, it was over 100F, and he got sick. He just figured he could yack without stopping and stay in the race. He told me he underestimated how much the convulsions would impair his ability to steer the bike.....so he crashed.....while puking. :laugh:
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: aircooled
I've seen you race. you're good. maybe just a bad day or something...

You'll be the new Lance and I'll sell false stories to the national enquirer :p
Sat I felt great, but got screwed by mechanicals. Sunday, I felt like ass and my head just wasn't in it after Sat. Oh well, I still have all of September to race before I hang it up for the year.