well that sucked

[Red Squirrel]

Was walking to my desk with coffee, some spilled on my hand, it was really hot and my reflexes caused me to spill it EVERYWHERE. Surprisingly there's some left in the cup to drink.

My cubicle wall now looks like the after math of an office shooting.

 

[Charmonium]

This is the real reason you put cold milk into hot coffee. Anyone who says differently is lying.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Once you go black, you never go back!

 

[EliteRetard]

Was walking to my desk with coffee, some spilled on my hand, it was really hot and my reflexes caused me to spill it EVERYWHERE. Surprisingly there's some left in the cup to drink.

My cubicle wall now looks like the after math of an office shooting.

Pffftt...boiling water is only 100 degrees Celsius. Quit being a wuss.

 

[kt]

Sue yourself for making the coffee too hot.

 

[EliteRetard]

Sue yourself for making the coffee too hot.

Clearly the fault of the mug designer. The mug didn't safely dissipate the thermal energy to a safe degree when the fluid was first poured in. Fault can also be easily found with the coffee machine itself, and with the electrical outlet.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Once you go back, you`ll never go black!!

 

[DrDoug]

Was walking to my desk with coffee, some spilled on my hand, it was really hot and my reflexes caused me to spill it EVERYWHERE. Surprisingly there's some left in the cup to drink.

My cubicle wall now looks like the after math of an office shooting.

It's important for the cops to add up the bodies, injuries, number of perps, bullets fired and the like. :biggrin:

 

[Red Squirrel]

Clearly the fault of the mug designer. The mug didn't safely dissipate the thermal energy to a safe degree when the fluid was first poured in. Fault can also be easily found with the coffee machine itself, and with the electrical outlet.

Yep already filed my lawsuit to Keurig, the mug company and the electric company. Also working on filing a lawsuit against the company that made the mould which was used to form the handle of the mug, as it more than likely played a role too.

 

[EliteRetard]

Yep already filed my lawsuit to Keurig, the mug company and the electric company. Also working on filing a lawsuit against the company that made the mould which was used to form the handle of the mug, as it more than likely played a role too.

Actually, those Keurigs don't let you control the temp do they? My mother has one, it's the most overpriced hunk of garbage I've ever seen. It was like $100+ and I've had to try to fix the thing several times because it keeps breaking down. Even when it is working it takes 4 of those pods just to make a decent serving (or two pods brewed twice). The price/quality/selection of the pods is poor as well. I don't know why anybody ever thought these things were a good idea, or how the heck they became such a fad.

They've had much better cheaper coffee makers since like the 80's (full pot or single serve with an insert). And you could even pre-load the things and set a timer so it was ready to go when you got up.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Actually, those Keurigs don't let you control the temp do they? My mother has one, it's the most overpriced hunk of garbage I've ever seen. It was like $100+ and I've had to try to fix the thing several times because it keeps breaking down. Even when it is working it takes 4 of those pods just to make a decent serving (or two pods brewed twice). The price/quality/selection of the pods is poor as well. I don't know why anybody ever thought these things were a good idea, or how the heck they became such a fad.

They've had much better cheaper coffee makers since like the 80's (full pot or single serve with an insert). And you could even pre-load the things and set a timer so it was ready to go when you got up.

The only advantage to them is the ability to make a single cup, as opposed to a full pot, but yeah they are overpriced for what they are. They're basically the Apple of coffee machines. It's nice to have it at work, but it's not something I'd buy for myself.

 

[CZroe]

Considered making a parody about coming to Canada seeking safety and being assaulted with hot coffee by a coworker from the next cubicle on my first day.

 

[balloonshark]

I guess the saying is true. Redheads really do burn more easily than other humans

 

[Kaido]

Did that the other day. Got a hot chocolate from the break room, walked into the hallway & opened the door, breeze made the door slam into my elbow as I was walking in, causing my drink to explode everywhere. It looked like Dexter had been there

 

[Red Squirrel]

I guess the saying is true. Redheads really do burn more easily than other humans

The struggle is real, especially with the sun. On the other hand, puncture pain we are less sensitive to. Probably why needles don't really bother me.

 

[DrPizza]

Yep already filed my lawsuit to Keurig, the mug company and the electric company. Also working on filing a lawsuit against the company that made the mould which was used to form the handle of the mug, as it more than likely played a role too.

Don't forget to sue your parents for not getting you involved in enough sports, leading to your lack of coordination and balance to be able to carry a cup of coffee without spilling it. And, your 8th grade middle school math teacher for telling you to never fill the cup beyond 4/5 full, but not really doing a good enough job at teaching you what 4/5 meant.

 

[cbrunny]

black coffee is the only true way to drink coffee. fact.

 

[Jeff7]

You.....said "Keurig," but I'm assuming that's Canadian for "Tim Hortons?"

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Was walking to my desk with coffee, some spilled on my hand, it was really hot and my reflexes caused me to spill it EVERYWHERE. Surprisingly there's some left in the cup to drink.

My cubicle wall now looks like the after math of an office shooting.

Disgruntledcubicle took it out on your cube.

 

[sdifox]

You.....said "Keurig," but I'm assuming that's Canadian for "Tim Hortons?"

There is a Tim Hortons k-cup :biggrin:

 

[disappoint]

The struggle is real, especially with the sun. On the other hand, puncture pain we are less sensitive to. Probably why needles don't really bother me.

I'm not a redhead and needles don't bother me either. I think you just grow out of that fear at some point. When I was a little kid I'd rather have died than get a shot. Today I'm more worried about what's in the shot than the shot itself. "OMG thimerosal! I'm feeling a little derpy! *derp face* Halp I haz the autism rectum spectrum disordars! gahhhhh!"

 

[Jeff7]

There is a Tim Hortons k-cup :biggrin:

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[sdifox]

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Bad coffee for a bad coffee maker :awe: