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Well... that sucked.

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DevilsAdvocate

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My wife asked me for a divorce on Wednesday.
Got my ass handed to me at a hearing on Thursday on a big case.
Friday, I had a head on collision last night with a big ass pickup truck.

This total moron was driving the wrong way on a divided street, because he did not want to make the block for gas. I turned the corner, was driving down the street, and hit him head on.

Idiot. Now I'm sore... all over. My 3 month old car is all jacked up.

Fvck.

Anyone want to guess what tragedy will befall me today?
 
Originally posted by: Vegitto
Satan will ask you to be his lawyer (your his Advocate, aren't you?) 😛.

G'luck, buddy.
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Satan ain't got nothing on a Pakistani woman scorn. Trust me on this one.

At least when you do business with Satan, you can score some pretty cool sh!t. Just ask that one White Sox fan who did a deal with him this year... he'll tell ya. 😉
 
On the upside, you've moved up to #40 on the Heatware all-time list. Need to fix your sig.
 
Sorry to hear that

Tomorrow all lawyers are going to be drawn and quartered.

Today your wife is going to fsck two mexicans.
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I like how your wife wants a divorce and your biggest concern is your car 🙂 Now we know why...
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Which one do I get to ride more often? The choice is obvious.
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Yeah, and the car doesn't give you any lip, either.
 
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I like how your wife wants a divorce and your biggest concern is your car 🙂 Now we know why...
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Which one do I get to ride more often? The choice is obvious.
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Yeah, and the car doesn't give you any lip, either.
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Or head for that matter.
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I like how your wife wants a divorce and your biggest concern is your car 🙂 Now we know why...
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Which one do I get to ride more often? The choice is obvious.
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*zing*

sorry to hear about the terrible turn of events 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I like how your wife wants a divorce and your biggest concern is your car 🙂 Now we know why...
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Which one do I get to ride more often? The choice is obvious.
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Yeah, and the car doesn't give you any lip, either.
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Or head for that matter.
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Why do people think you still get head after marriage?
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I like how your wife wants a divorce and your biggest concern is your car 🙂 Now we know why...
Click to expand...

Which one do I get to ride more often? The choice is obvious.
Click to expand...
Yeah, and the car doesn't give you any lip, either.
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Or head for that matter.
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Why do people think you still get head after marriage?
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He probably meant after the marriage AND the divorce....then you can get some head again.
 
DA, I'm happy for you.

You needed a new car anyway.

But seriously, what you need to do is sign away your marriage and go on a gaming binge. You'll feel better in a week or two. Just don't hook up with any other women for at least 6 months.
 
Originally posted by: raildogg
Wait, you said your relationship was improving and all of a sudden, she asked for a divorce?
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Nah... got two threads...

Marriage is improving. Still no head. Car is ****** up. Neck is sore.

There's your update. 😉
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I like how your wife wants a divorce and your biggest concern is your car 🙂 Now we know why...
Click to expand...

Which one do I get to ride more often? The choice is obvious.
Click to expand...
Yeah, and the car doesn't give you any lip, either.
Click to expand...

Or head for that matter.
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Why do people think you still get head after marriage?
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Oh I know. I'm married. I get more head from the car then the wife. :frown:

This is why its important to have a freaky chic on the side though. 😱
 
Did you ever go to Las Vegas? I think you were planning your trip 2 months ago.

It's time to go and be happy. Maybe, for a change, you'll be lucky this time.🙂
 
Originally posted by: rdgr8
Did you ever go to Las Vegas? I think you were planning your trip 2 months ago.

It's time to go and be happy. Maybe, for a change, you'll be lucky this time.🙂
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Wnet to Vegas. Going back in January 😀
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: rdgr8
Did you ever go to Las Vegas? I think you were planning your trip 2 months ago.

It's time to go and be happy. Maybe, for a change, you'll be lucky this time.🙂
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Wnet to Vegas. Going back in January 😀
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Bring lots of dollar $$$ bills.:laugh:

 
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