Well, My nuts are no longer stuck.....

[DarK SagE]

How the fvch did u get ur nuts stuck in a wine press.Now i odnt know what a wine press but it sounds painfull =D

 

[chipbgt]

DarkSage, I dont wanna talk about it...

 

[apoppin]

I'll bet you don't want to talk about it. Kind of kinky, huh?

 

[chipbgt]

I was bored, the toaster was ignoring me......

 

[Pretender]

It WAS a joke, right?

If not, what the hell were you thinking....

 

[apoppin]

The toaster . . . I'd better not go there.

Bored . . . what slow night on the forums?

 

[Pretender]

<< I was bored, the toaster was ignoring me..... >>


Toasters are like women, ya gotta know what buttons to press to get 'em hot.

 

[chipbgt]

Yeah, you werent there to correct me at every post. Thankfully, your doing your job today.

 

[apoppin]

Well, I am glad you are finally thankful, chipbgt.

Pretender, my toaster only has ONE button to press to get her hot. Press 'down'.

Fortunately, there are a couple of knobs, also.

I have never toasted my nuts yet, however

 

[Pretender]

<< Pretender, my toaster only has ONE button to press to get her hot. Press 'down'. >>


Ok, the button is very important, but you really should consider messing around with the toasting control knob...if you do it right it'll get really hot.

 

[apoppin]

Hey, I DID mention mine has two knobs I like to fool with to achieve heating perfection.

 

[Mday]

chip's nuts. um... chip's crazy.

 

[Chooie]

And I though that Imaginer was nuts.