Well Jim, she's pregnant...

[Garet Jax]

Is he the king of some nation somewhere?

This wouldn't be a problem if he were a king.

or a prince or even a distant cousin to a King

 

[GobBluth]

Is his girlfriend having the baby or is she going to abort it?
If his wife finds out, then the marriage is likely over.

No abortion, he is going to divorce her prior to it being born apparently.. although I don't think that will happen due to the time divorces take. Never been through one but I know people who have.

 

[TwiceOver]

SWIM... That's a new one.

Not much longer before we just make up sentences on the fly made entirely of acronyms.

Aaaaaaaaand go.

 

[Platypus]

surprised this was moved to OT instead of L&R

also your 'friend' is a dick 😉

 

[poofyhairguy]

No abortion, he is going to divorce her prior to it being born apparently..

Needs to move faster than that to get this other woman on his insurance.

 

[Ichinisan]

SWIM... That's a new one.

Not much longer before we just make up sentences on the fly made entirely of acronyms.

Aaaaaaaaand go.

I had to look it up.

 

[GobBluth]

Needs to move faster than that to get this other woman on his insurance.

That was my thoughts. I just don't see it happening in that time frame.

 

[Dulanic]

It means it's him.

I follow more along the line of this urban dictionary def...

Acronym meaning: Someone Who Isn't Me
But general use indicates that it is indeed the same person.

 

[nickbits]

I had to look it up.

It's used very often on drug boards.

 

[Brainonska511]

surprised this was moved to OT instead of L&R

also your 'friend' is a dick 😉

 

[CZroe]

I had to look it up.

IHTLIU
FTFY
Caps

 

[master_shake_]

SWIM... That's a new one.

Not much longer before we just make up sentences on the fly made entirely of acronyms.

Aaaaaaaaand go.

yfisfiuthgtgpanhwigtlchdo!

 

[jhu]

I feel like I'm reading the transcript of a Jerry Springer episode.

 

[shortylickens]

TWANU


those who are not us

 

[Leros]

Getting not-wifes pregnant? Using stupid acronyms like SWIM? Yep, it checks out. You and your friend are destroying humanity. Good job.

 

[OverVolt]

When I google for swim all I get is pool stuff.

 

[CZroe]

When I google for swim all I get is pool stuff.

Ever hear of Urban Dictionary? Google would never be the place for that kind of search.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Is the girl married, or just your friend?

Sounds a little like an alky relationship. Alky could be on a airliner with all engines out and heading into the the fucking Atlantic and he'd be texting ATOT: "Great view. You wish you were me."

 

[Anonemous]

Was wondering if I was the only one who didn't know about SWIM.

 

[Dari]

I had no idea there was a Home & Garden subforum. Holy fuck AT has changed.

 

[Carson Dyle]

I had no idea there was a Home & Garden subforum. Holy fuck AT has changed.

Yeah, but thank God you can post a totally random comment in any thread you like on ATOT. That will never change.

 

[SsupernovaE]

Is your "friend" also a druggie because I've only seen "SWIM" on drug boards?

 

[Legios]

Here is the list of what his bastard name could be.

Flowers: The Reach
Hill: The Westerlands
Pyke: Iron Islands
Rivers: The Riverlands
Sand: Dorne
Snow: The North
Stone: The Vale of Arryn
Storm: The Stormlands
Waters: The Crownlands

 

[gorcorps]

no idea what's going on here, but all I know is it's much too cold for swimming

silly OP

 

[Krazy4Real]

ILT

(I like turtles)