well I reached a new level of fat-ass-dom

IceBergSLiM

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last night I tried the elusive deep fried snickers and deep fried twinkie. :shock; :eek: :eek: :(


i've hit a new low.
 

Ika

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Mar 22, 2006
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Deep fried snickers? I say the only real way to eat snickers is to freeze them.

And deep fried twinkies...
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
last night I tried the elusive deep fried snickers and deep fried twinkie. :shock; :eek: :eek: :(


i've hit a new low.
what? and no deep fried oreo? :p

 

Scarpozzi

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I had a 12 oz Snickers Blizzard last night from DQ. I thought I was going to get sick off the thing because it was so rich and sweet. Blah....I'd rather stick to an occasional snack pack and bratwurst and leave the icky sweet stuff alone.
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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I thought maybe you hooked up with a fat chick.

Edit-I've had friends who say there is no shame in that but I'm not sure I agree with them. I've seen some of the women they've hit on at bars after a few drinks...shudder.
 

ThaGrandCow

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My brother had a deep fried twinkie a week ago, he said that after the first bite he just knew the heart attack was coming.
 

archiloco

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
last night I tried the elusive deep fried snickers and deep fried twinkie. :shock; :eek: :eek: :(


i've hit a new low.

whoa, was it any good???? i think i would seriously die if i ate that, i am also fairly fat.
 

PottedMeat

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There was an episode of 'Cooks Tour' where Bourdain went to Scotland and sampled some of their deep-fried delicacies. The cook at some local restaurant or fast food place ( I couldn't tell ) first battered the item then deep fried the thing in a big ass vat of oil. I think there was deep fried deviled egg, frozen pizza ( like those cheap ass Totinos crap we have here but covered in batter ), Mars bars, and a few others I forgot.
 

IceBergSLiM

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in my defense I have been on steroids and benadryll all week. I have poison ivy from head to toe include my eye and the groin region. It was a moment of pure bliss amidst all this irritation, discomfort and itch.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: archiloco
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
last night I tried the elusive deep fried snickers and deep fried twinkie. :shock; :eek: :eek: :(


i've hit a new low.

whoa, was it any good???? i think i would seriously die if i ate that, i am also fairly fat.

sadly enough it was absolutely fantastic and I don't think it will be the last time i do it in my life.

Lets put it this way. If you arranged the deep fried snickers with some vanilla icecream and a whipped topping and served it to jalba ......she would be urs forever(or at least for the night) and you wouldn't need to say a word.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I thought maybe you hooked up with a fat chick.

Edit-I've had friends who say there is no shame in that but I'm not sure I agree with them. I've seen some of the women they've hit on at bars after a few drinks...shudder.

I did hook up with a fatty......I cut it off tho after the second time
 

IMaN00BieGF

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
last night I tried the elusive deep fried snickers and deep fried twinkie. :shock; :eek: :eek: :(


i've hit a new low.




Do you live in Iowa or Missouri by chance?
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: EngenZerO
i am curious... i want to try some!!

Its easy.....freeze twinkies and snickers or whatever candy over night.

heat oil in deep fryer to 375.


Batter the sweets with pancake batter.

deep fry until golden brown.
 

loic2003

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you're so fat.... uh... even really fat people point at you and say "hey check out this kid! he's so fat, he makes me look skinny, and my ass is huge! Look at it! Huge, I tell you!"

sorry, that's all I've got right now...
 

SirChadwick

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Wow.

FACTOID
1 Twinkie = 150 calories

Batter and oil = 275 calories

Total Damage = 425 calories, about the same as a slice of apple pie a la mode

source: CNN.com
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Wow.

FACTOID
1 Twinkie = 150 calories

Batter and oil = 275 calories

Total Damage = 425 calories, about the same as a slice of apple pie a la mode

source: CNN.com

still probably more healthy than a big mac haha
 

Ika

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Mar 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
i am curious... i want to try some!!

Its easy.....freeze twinkies and snickers or whatever candy over night.

heat oil in deep fryer to 375.


Batter the sweets with pancake batter.

deep fry until golden brown.

Hmm... sounding better... I might end up trying in the next year.
 

LordMorpheus

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
in my defense I have been on steroids and benadryll all week. I have poison ivy from head to toe include my eye and the groin region. It was a moment of pure bliss amidst all this irritation, discomfort and itch.

I'd probably jump off a building if I had poison ivy that widespread - I've had it all the way up and down both my arms before and it lasted a couple months - the skin was literally a mass of blisters that would peel off and be replaced every week or so, and so much fluid was leaking that I would soak shirts and bandages.

I have not been as miserable before or since.