• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Well, found my new swimsuit

wear a zardoz costume to the beach:

Zardoz_zed.jpg
 
Fritzo said:
Finally, something with enough support!
Click to expand...
How would tying a nylon bag around your junk give you "support"? A literal case of blue purple balls maybe, but support?


SKORPI0 said:
😉
Click to expand...
It should say "measure", and should probably remind people that "Objects in Mirror May Appear Larger Than They Are." And don't forget to account for cold-water shrinkage.😱
 
Last edited:
You guys ever notice that the men who actually wear these outfits don't even have an athletic body? When I was in Thailand I noticed most of thong wearing men were grossly overweight, old and hairy.

Not a good sight. 😱
 
Mai72 said:
You guys ever notice that the men who actually wear these outfits don't even have an athletic body? When I was in Thailand I noticed most of thong wearing men were grossly overweight, old and hairy.

Not a good sight. 😱
Click to expand...
Depends on the beach.:biggrin: But yeah, for some reason as yet unknown to science, middle-aged and older, pale, overweight Germans and Russians in particular seem to be all too unfortunately attracted to Speedos and whatnot.😵 Kinda like seriously overweight women always seem to be the first to don Spandex gym clothes as street wear once the weather warms up.🙁
 
Mike64 said:
Depends on the beach.:biggrin: But yeah, for some reason as yet unknown to science, middle-aged and older, pale, overweight Germans and Russians in particular seem to be all too unfortunately attracted to Speedos and whatnot.😵 Kinda like seriously overweight women always seem to be the first to don Spandex gym clothes as street wear once the weather warms up.🙁
Click to expand...

Yeah, what's with that? Those guys always ruin my Florida vacations. Some of those guys have such big guts they look like they're naked when they wear those things D:
 
Jodell88 said:
I wear these. NSFW of course 😉

http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmit...he-weirdest-thing-a-man-can-possi#.mfZZGbBa5Y
Click to expand...

But be warned: If you have some epic junk, it may not all fit in this trunk, says D.D. from Dallas:

Pay heed to the item description. “One size fits MOST.” It stretches, but it’s hard - or perhaps impossible - to get all of your junk in this trunk. If your big mac is totally super sized, I’d say probably not your style.
Click to expand...

10char
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top