- Aug 24, 2001
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Went to the store last night to get something for my kids' lunch today. The Deli at Publix didn't have the ham my wife wanted for them so she told me to get get a couple of Ham & Cheese Lunchables and she'll get the ham later. So, I bought two ham and cheese lunchables and throw them in the refrigerator when I get home. I pack the kids lunches tthis morning (Hey look! Its easy today...all I have to do is put their Lunchables in their lunch bag!), help get them dressed, and take them to school.
Wife picks them up from school and calls me because my son started projectile vomiting in my car. The Lunchable box had a Butterfinger in it....my son is allergic to Peanuts. I never even realized there was a freaking candy bar in the box...just saw the ham, cheese, and crackers.
<bangs head furiously on desk>
Cliffs:
1) Go buy lunches for kids.
2) Completely oblivious to all contents.
3) Son eats Butterfinger.
4) Son is allergic to Peanut Butter.
5) Son projectile vomits in my car.
6) .....
7) No profit...go directly to Bad Dad jail.
Wife picks them up from school and calls me because my son started projectile vomiting in my car. The Lunchable box had a Butterfinger in it....my son is allergic to Peanuts. I never even realized there was a freaking candy bar in the box...just saw the ham, cheese, and crackers.
<bangs head furiously on desk>
Cliffs:
1) Go buy lunches for kids.
2) Completely oblivious to all contents.
3) Son eats Butterfinger.
4) Son is allergic to Peanut Butter.
5) Son projectile vomits in my car.
6) .....
7) No profit...go directly to Bad Dad jail.
