I'm thinking this is a parody, albeit a long one. Its first grade. Your kid will finger paint, have recess, listen to someone reading a book, have lunch, recess, art, more reading, science, recess, and go home. Its not like its upper level calculus or economics.
_I_ could teach first grade and I don't know the first thing about being a teacher other than they are overpaid for the amount of time they actually work a year.
You must not have elementary school age children. The first grade curriculum isn't what it was 20 years ago.
