<< Cue IRON TECH Logo >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: We welcome you to Computer Stadium where our two techs will square off in computer battle. Introducing IRON TECH RETAIL Russ. His challenger today from the Silcon Desert of Arizona Adul. Who will win the challenge? Who will be geek enough to be crowned IRON TECH???
Announcer konichiwa: Yea it will be a great battle. Let's goto Chairman Windogg.
Chairman Windogg: Now we introduce our peripheral of the day
<< Cue Smoke >>
<< Windogg pulls back curtain >>
Chairman Windogg: AMD Athlon Thunderbird 1Ghz!!!
<< Audience GASPS >>
Chairman Windogg: Challengers, you will have 60 minutes to build a stable system. Top FPS in Q3 Torture testand most keys in RC5 will win it. Start!!!
<< Adul and [/b]Russ[/b] run and gather handfuls of Socket A T-Birds >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: As these two sqaure off, we must introdude our panel of judges. First we have Distributed Computing Guru ViRGE.
Judge ViRGE: I am please to be here.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Next we have Off Topic Nef GirlFriday.
Judge GirlFriday: << School girl giggles >> Oh those little chips are so cute like little chipmunks. Make me soooooo....
Announcer Dennilfloss: Next we have Disgruntled Tech jonnyGURU.
Judge jonnyGURU: Glad to get away from the phones.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Now let's join the battle
Announcer konichiwa: Dennilflosssan!!!
Announcer Dennilfloss: Yessir
Announcer konichiwa: IRON TECH Russ has gotton off to a fast start. He has already grabbed several MSI K7T-Pro2A and is mounting them Enlight 7237 cases.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Ahhh yes. He is going for stability,
Announcer konichiwa: Challenger Adul is going in another direction. He is using the Abit KT7 RAID board. He is mounting his in a full tower Supermicro SC760A for maximum internal air volume.
Judge jonnyGURU: ABIT SUCKS!!! The board will crash.
Judge GirlFriday: Ohhh... Adulsan's case is soooooo big.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Interesting words from the judges.
Announcer konichiwa: Dennilflosssan!!!
Announcer Dennilfloss: Yessir
Announcer konichiwa: IRON TECH Russ has went with Micron 7E memory. When asked why he went with Micron, Russsan told me it's because Micron 7E is top quality and overclocks well.
Announcer Dennilfloss: An intersting strategy.
Announcer konichiwa: Dennilflosssan!!!
Announcer Dennilfloss: Yessir
Announcer konichiwa: Challenger Adul has went with the GlobalWin WBK38 heatsink/fan. When asked if the tough clip would pose a challenge, he responded, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE FAN!!!"
Announcer Dennilfloss: Ahhh.... wisewords indeed
Judge ViRGE: Ahhh... that will overclock very well.
<< VOICE: 30 MINUTES REMAINING >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: From here it looks like Russ is going with a straight IBM Deskstar for speed and performance.
Announcer konichiwa: Dennilflosssan!!!
Announcer Dennilfloss: Yessir
Announcer konichiwa: Both of our competitors has went with GeForce2 Ultra for maximum graphic performance. They will be in for a hot time indeed.
Judge GirlFriday: Ohhhh hot times are soooooo good.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Looks like time is running out for our competitors.
<< Voice 5.... 4.... 3.... >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: Both our compeitiors putting the finishing touches on their systems
<< Voice 2.... 1.... TIME >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: An exciting time here in kitchen. Both of our competitors will now show off their systems. First up we have Challenger Adul. Joining us as usual is Computer Critic Red Dawn.
Critic Red Dawn: Yea, lets see what these snivelers have hacked together.
Challenger Adul: I have went with the K7T becuase of its RAID system. I am running two IBM DeskStars together for maximum performance. I also decided to go with Mosel Vitalic memory of the overclockability.
Judge jonnyGURU: Ahh the Abit has surprised me. It's hasn't turned into a pile of flaming plastic slag yet. Maybe he got the one in ten that actually works.
Judge Virge: Ahhh.. he has overclocked it very well. The system gets well over 4.5M/keys per sec. A triumph indeed and a welcome to any herd.
Judge GirlFriday: << School girl giggle >> Ohhhh..... saying "hard drive" sound so funny.
Critic Red Dawn: Yea those damn Ferengi usually get those junk Hitachi drives on sale at CrapUSA but this machine is fine. I'd sell in For Sale/Trade anyday
Announcer Dennilfloss: Inspirational. Next up we have IRON TECH RETAIL Russ with his system. Let's see what her has to say.
IRON TECH Russ: I like MSI because they make very stable boards. Speed is useless if the system is always crashing. I believe in keeping things simple so I want with one IBM drive. I do not see the benefit of RAID-0. As usual, I used the Enlight 7237 for it's efficient design and excellent cooling.
Judge jonnyGURU: MSI is an excellent choice. It takes a master to make it work. Not like the moron that forced a FCPGA Pentium III into one by bending the pins to fit into the socket.
Judge ViRGE: Russ did an excellent job. The Enlight case has great airflow with keeps the chip cool for high Mhz. Great in RC5.
Judge GirlFriday: << Giggles >> Ohhh... the heatsink is soooooo big.
Critic Red Dawn: The thing runs faster than Nick Puto from a pissed of trool hunter. Looks like Russ has time to put away his AK-47 and actually done the right thing for once/
Announcer Dennilfloss: The judges have spoken and are talling up their votes.
<< CUE SHARP PIANO MUSIC >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: Alright, time for the results from Chairman Windogg. WHO WILL BE THE WINNER??? WILL CHALLENGER ADUL UPSET IRON TECH RETAIL RUSS??? WHO WILL TAKE AWAY THE TITLE??? WHO WILL BE VICTORIOUS IN THE "1GHZ THUNDERBIRD" CHALLENGE??? WHO HAS PROVEN TO BE A TOP CLOCKER??? WHO??? WHO???
Announcer Dennilfloss: We welcome you to Computer Stadium where our two techs will square off in computer battle. Introducing IRON TECH RETAIL Russ. His challenger today from the Silcon Desert of Arizona Adul. Who will win the challenge? Who will be geek enough to be crowned IRON TECH???
Announcer konichiwa: Yea it will be a great battle. Let's goto Chairman Windogg.
Chairman Windogg: Now we introduce our peripheral of the day
<< Cue Smoke >>
<< Windogg pulls back curtain >>
Chairman Windogg: AMD Athlon Thunderbird 1Ghz!!!
<< Audience GASPS >>
Chairman Windogg: Challengers, you will have 60 minutes to build a stable system. Top FPS in Q3 Torture testand most keys in RC5 will win it. Start!!!
<< Adul and [/b]Russ[/b] run and gather handfuls of Socket A T-Birds >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: As these two sqaure off, we must introdude our panel of judges. First we have Distributed Computing Guru ViRGE.
Judge ViRGE: I am please to be here.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Next we have Off Topic Nef GirlFriday.
Judge GirlFriday: << School girl giggles >> Oh those little chips are so cute like little chipmunks. Make me soooooo....
Announcer Dennilfloss: Next we have Disgruntled Tech jonnyGURU.
Judge jonnyGURU: Glad to get away from the phones.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Now let's join the battle
Announcer konichiwa: Dennilflosssan!!!
Announcer Dennilfloss: Yessir
Announcer konichiwa: IRON TECH Russ has gotton off to a fast start. He has already grabbed several MSI K7T-Pro2A and is mounting them Enlight 7237 cases.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Ahhh yes. He is going for stability,
Announcer konichiwa: Challenger Adul is going in another direction. He is using the Abit KT7 RAID board. He is mounting his in a full tower Supermicro SC760A for maximum internal air volume.
Judge jonnyGURU: ABIT SUCKS!!! The board will crash.
Judge GirlFriday: Ohhh... Adulsan's case is soooooo big.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Interesting words from the judges.
Announcer konichiwa: Dennilflosssan!!!
Announcer Dennilfloss: Yessir
Announcer konichiwa: IRON TECH Russ has went with Micron 7E memory. When asked why he went with Micron, Russsan told me it's because Micron 7E is top quality and overclocks well.
Announcer Dennilfloss: An intersting strategy.
Announcer konichiwa: Dennilflosssan!!!
Announcer Dennilfloss: Yessir
Announcer konichiwa: Challenger Adul has went with the GlobalWin WBK38 heatsink/fan. When asked if the tough clip would pose a challenge, he responded, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE FAN!!!"
Announcer Dennilfloss: Ahhh.... wisewords indeed
Judge ViRGE: Ahhh... that will overclock very well.
<< VOICE: 30 MINUTES REMAINING >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: From here it looks like Russ is going with a straight IBM Deskstar for speed and performance.
Announcer konichiwa: Dennilflosssan!!!
Announcer Dennilfloss: Yessir
Announcer konichiwa: Both of our competitors has went with GeForce2 Ultra for maximum graphic performance. They will be in for a hot time indeed.
Judge GirlFriday: Ohhhh hot times are soooooo good.
Announcer Dennilfloss: Looks like time is running out for our competitors.
<< Voice 5.... 4.... 3.... >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: Both our compeitiors putting the finishing touches on their systems
<< Voice 2.... 1.... TIME >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: An exciting time here in kitchen. Both of our competitors will now show off their systems. First up we have Challenger Adul. Joining us as usual is Computer Critic Red Dawn.
Critic Red Dawn: Yea, lets see what these snivelers have hacked together.
Challenger Adul: I have went with the K7T becuase of its RAID system. I am running two IBM DeskStars together for maximum performance. I also decided to go with Mosel Vitalic memory of the overclockability.
Judge jonnyGURU: Ahh the Abit has surprised me. It's hasn't turned into a pile of flaming plastic slag yet. Maybe he got the one in ten that actually works.
Judge Virge: Ahhh.. he has overclocked it very well. The system gets well over 4.5M/keys per sec. A triumph indeed and a welcome to any herd.
Judge GirlFriday: << School girl giggle >> Ohhhh..... saying "hard drive" sound so funny.
Critic Red Dawn: Yea those damn Ferengi usually get those junk Hitachi drives on sale at CrapUSA but this machine is fine. I'd sell in For Sale/Trade anyday
Announcer Dennilfloss: Inspirational. Next up we have IRON TECH RETAIL Russ with his system. Let's see what her has to say.
IRON TECH Russ: I like MSI because they make very stable boards. Speed is useless if the system is always crashing. I believe in keeping things simple so I want with one IBM drive. I do not see the benefit of RAID-0. As usual, I used the Enlight 7237 for it's efficient design and excellent cooling.
Judge jonnyGURU: MSI is an excellent choice. It takes a master to make it work. Not like the moron that forced a FCPGA Pentium III into one by bending the pins to fit into the socket.
Judge ViRGE: Russ did an excellent job. The Enlight case has great airflow with keeps the chip cool for high Mhz. Great in RC5.
Judge GirlFriday: << Giggles >> Ohhh... the heatsink is soooooo big.
Critic Red Dawn: The thing runs faster than Nick Puto from a pissed of trool hunter. Looks like Russ has time to put away his AK-47 and actually done the right thing for once/
Announcer Dennilfloss: The judges have spoken and are talling up their votes.
<< CUE SHARP PIANO MUSIC >>
Announcer Dennilfloss: Alright, time for the results from Chairman Windogg. WHO WILL BE THE WINNER??? WILL CHALLENGER ADUL UPSET IRON TECH RETAIL RUSS??? WHO WILL TAKE AWAY THE TITLE??? WHO WILL BE VICTORIOUS IN THE "1GHZ THUNDERBIRD" CHALLENGE??? WHO HAS PROVEN TO BE A TOP CLOCKER??? WHO??? WHO???
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