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ohtwell

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
14,516
9
81
Second Level for me!!

Here's how I matched up against all the levels.

Purgatory - Very Low
Level 1 ~ Limbo- Moderate
Level 2 - High
Level 3 - Moderate
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Moderate
Level 6 ~ The City of Dis- Moderate
Level 7 - High
Level 8 ~ The Malebolge - Moderate
Level 9 ~ Coctyus - Low


: ) Amanda
 

Kyteland

Diamond Member
Dec 30, 2002
5,747
1
81
Haha. I wanted to see if I could guess my way to the top and I did! Now to see what my real score would be. :evil:
 

ATLien247

Diamond Member
Feb 1, 2000
4,597
0
0
I made it to LVL 9 last time I took this, but only LVL 7 this time... :confused:

I guess I'm growing out of my evil ways?
 

Balt

Lifer
Mar 12, 2000
12,673
482
126
Originally posted by: chibchacan
Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

I was hoping I might be purgatory material.

Doh. :(
 

KevinH

Diamond Member
Nov 19, 2000
3,110
7
81
Originally posted by: brentman
level 2


Me too. "You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain..." Haha, fits me to a tee.
 

Wuffsunie

Platinum Member
May 4, 2002
2,808
0
0
I love how lending money with interest is considered a sin in this. Same for wanking. ;)
Really gotta love how dated some of this is.

Through God, all things are possible. <-- False. From God we have the 10 Commandments, thus limiting all the things we can do.

And for all that I wind up in level 7!! OOHHh.... :p

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

An amusing test, to be sure.
 

Josephus

Senior member
Feb 11, 2002
205
0
0
Extreme Purgatory for me...


Is there no way out of hell? I mean there is no way to escape even purgatory in this test

Limbo ~ High
Lustful ~ Moderate

all the rest Low/Very Low
 

BladeWalker

Senior member
Aug 31, 2002
892
0
0
Lustful ~ very high

No surprise there. Gonna have a threesome with Cleopatra and Helen. Whoohooo.
 

Lonyo

Lifer
Aug 10, 2002
21,938
6
81
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

I wanted level 8, but got level 6 :(
6 is cool though.
 

BigJ

Lifer
Nov 18, 2001
21,330
1
81
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low