Weirdo neighbor has placed listening devices up to the wall just to copy everything we do?

[boomerang]

Everyone poops.

 

[Zeze]

Oh my god.

This is like an elevated form of Zeze.

Zeze Perfected.

He's completely twirling us around.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Careful. The OP may unknowingly be talking about an ATOT regular.

That's no way to speak of our regulars.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Is it on their house or your house? If it's on your house report to police as vandalism given they had to make a hole or otherwise drill etc. If it's on their house, put some wind chimes up so that it keeps activating and it will make their life harder.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Describe the living situation in detail. Apartments, townhomes, duplex, single family homes, renting a basement? Do you live alone, married couple, family with children? Then we can better determine the proper countermeasures that you can take.

 

[BudAshes]

Take a hatchet and hack a hole through the wall.

 

[Captante]

You. Hawtness must be confirmed.....

I'm holding out for pics of neighbor!

 

[Charmonium]

I guess no one ever told the OP that there are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

 

[Thebobo]

sooooo taking bets on whether he/she returns.

Spoiler: $ .01

Never

 

[Charmonium]

sooooo taking bets on whether he/she returns.

Spoiler: $ .01

Never

The dufus is strong with this one. He has staying power. He's just not very entertaining is all.

 

[FeuerFrei]

S U B W O O F E R​

 

[Stopsignhank]

OP, what do you think about one identical twin using a pulley to pick up the other identical twin?

 

[Perknose]

Tom Waits explains the situation in more detail:

You decide which party the song applies to

I introduced my wife to Tom Waits. This became one of her most favorite songs!

 

[snoopy7548]

Oh my god.

This is like an elevated form of Zeze.

Zeze Perfected.

He's completely twirling us around.

Zeze Prime: The Final Transformation

 

[Darwin333]

Have sex with his wife, (legal aged) daughter or son, dog, cat, whatever in your house and let them listen to that!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Have sex with his wife, (legal aged) daughter or son, dog, cat, whatever in your house and let them listen to that!

He is the daughter/son.

 

[Darwin333]

He is the daughter/son.

That would make it even better!