Weirdest scammer email I've ever seen!

[JohnAn2112]

I just got this in my email.

I Want you to read this message very carefully and
dont be afraid going about your normal duties because
of me,keep the information secret with you till
further notice,You have no need of knowing who i am
personally? where i stay or live? till i make out a
space for us to see by paying you a suprise visit in
your home, Well i am Mohammed Grave a sniper shooter
for my Boss and i have being paid $10,000 U.s dollars
in advance to kill you and the balance of $5,000
dollars to come after my job has being completed
successfully because my Boss said he was contracted by
one man to kill you because you have being secretly
stepping on hir toes in so many ways.

I have been monitoring your movements closely and also
with the aid of some sophiscated remote sensing
electronic gadgets and from my personnal
investigations for one week now and have seen that you
are innocent of the accusation that it is just a case
of being jealous and greedy,Do not attempt to contact
the police or try to send a copy of this to them,
because if you do and i find out, I will have no other
option than to blow up your brains from a distance
with my snipper gun as i have been contracted to kill
you by my boss,beside i will want to let you know that
this is the first time i turned out to be a betrayer
in my job and if my Boss finds out that i sent this
email to you my fellow snippers that work for him will
be asked to kill me for betrayal of trust.

Now listen,I will give you a suprise visit in your
home or office for us to see face to face but before
that i want you to agree first that you will pay me
$10,000 dollars, you have nothing to be afraid of.I
will be coming to see you in your office or home by
suprise because i dont trust you,do not set any camera
to cover us or set up any tape to record our
conversation,my boss is in my control for now,You will
need to pay me $7,000 dollars as advance payment for
my information on my first visit, before I will give
the evidences i have,i will give you the tape that
contains his request for me to kill you and the
agreement signed, which will be enough evidence for
you to call the police for continous protection and
take him to court(if you wish to), then you will take
me to the airport and give me the balance of $3,000
dollars because i will have to live the states
immediatelly for my safety after i give you the
evidences .

You don't need my phone contact for now till am
assured and convinced you are ready to comply with my
conditions , Don't dare me or you will have yourself
to blame,till i hear from you have a nice day.

Signed
Mohammed Grave

 

[Tsaico]

That is weird.

 

[Akhen]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

Thats so pathetic.

 

[squirtle24]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/....cybercrime/index.html

 

[Alex]

lol 10/10 for originality

 

[Daishiki]

Darn, I was hoping he'd say that you're in "Grave" danger.

 

[RKS]

I would almost be tempeted to lure him into a public location and then have the feds bust him without him even seeing you.

 

[TehMac]

 

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: squirtle24
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/....cybercrime/index.html

LOL yeah, I know it's a scam. It's funny to me since my life isn't even worth 15 grand to anyone. I'm an average joe with a desk job.

 

[Dean]

My Sniper Gun!hehe

 

[SVT Cobra]

The email came from inside the house. :Q!!!

 

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
The email came from inside the house. :Q!!!

NO WAI!!! :Q

 

[Dean]

Originally posted by: JohnAn2112

Originally posted by: squirtle24
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/....cybercrime/index.html

LOL yeah, I know it's a scam. It's funny to me since my life isn't even worth 15 grand to anyone. I'm an average joe with a desk job.

You are in need of protection. May I offer you my services?

Professional Protection Services

 

[jefa]

thanks for the laugh

 

[benzylic]

I still like that Nigerian guy who just wanted to give your deceased 2nd cousins fortune back to you.

 

[Ika]

:thumbsup: 9/10, -1 point for grammar.

 

[Captante]

I warned you to not tell anyone and now my only option than to blow up your brains !!!