Weirdest orders you've placed

[pontifex]

Or items you bought together.

I just ordered a plush baby toy for my niece for xmas, a chainsaw chain, and a dog frisbee

 

[T9D]

....

 

[doubledeluxe]

Go up to the cash register with a bottle of lube, condoms, some adult incontinence diapers, and a giant zukini.

 

[Spydermag68]

A friend of mine was a cashier and every month or so this guy would get cases of canned peaches, and condoms.

 

[jagec]

Go up to the cash register with a bottle of lube, condoms, some adult incontinence diapers, and a giant zukini.

No doggy treats? Not remarkable.

 

[doubledeluxe]

Did I forget the doggy treat and peanut butter? Only if you're a woman doing this.

 

[madoka]

I go to Korean tofu soup restaurants and ask for one of their soups, hold the tofu. Most places will try to convince me out of it, including having the cook come out and berate me, but they'll eventually do it.

 

[Exterous]

Well yesterday I did pick up one of those vats of wine Costco sells. (somewhat of a gag gift for our upcoming anniversary) I also forgot my lunch so I sat down at one of their tables with a slice of pizza and a 3 liter bottle of wine. Got some weird looks since those are the only two things I bought

 

[CraKaJaX]

wasn't there a thread on this a while back? i remember it being quite hilarious.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Not me, but some years ago I went through a KFC drive-through with my then girlfriend. She ordered chicken gizzards and nothing else.

(WTF?)

 

[clamum]

One I can remember is with my then-girlfriend at Kmart years ago. She bought a pregnancy test and a box of condoms but made me pay for it cause she thought it was weird/was embarrassed. lol.

 

[Raizinman]

I was a cashier at a Krogers for a few years when younger. When someone would check out, I would try and guess the application from the groceries purchased. The single and married people are always easy to identify by their groceries. The fun begins after about 10PM when the weirdoes come in. Often some guy will come in to purchase tampons and other female products, and a quick look outside has the girl standing outside. Or vice versa, some timid girl will come in to purchase cigarettes and condoms with the guy waiting outside to embarrassed to do it himself. Being a cashier late at night was always fun.

 

[blackdogdeek]

On my way to a farewell party for my buddy who was relocating to Chicago by himself, I stopped at a local bodega to pick up some gag gifts: an issue of Playboy, lotion and a box of tissues.

I was so giddy about my vastly superior sense of humor that I was giggling on the checkout line not even bothering to wonder what I looked like to all those other customers also waiting to pay.

 

[pontifex]

wasn't there a thread on this a while back? i remember it being quite hilarious.

i think that was make up 3 things, this is thing you have actually purchased yourself.

 

[CraKaJaX]

i think that was make up 3 things, this is thing you have actually purchased yourself.

i tried finding it but gave up. at least someone remembers

 

[Stopsignhank]

My wife like a certain type of bottled water. I usually will buy 6 cases at a time so I don't have to keep making trips back there. About 75% of the time someone has to comment;

WOW that is a lot of water

Are you a coach for a baseball team

You sure are thirsty huh



Just shut up and ring up my purchase, OK:twisted:

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Pack of copper Chore Boy, box of Arm & Hammer baking soda, bottle of Everclear, and a box of El Producto "Queens" cigars.

 

[Stopsignhank]

There was the time that my wife and I bought a package of bug bombs, mouse traps and rat traps.

Felt pretty white trash. We still laugh about it and that was years ago.

 

[Fritzo]

A cucumber, some Vaseline, and a bottle of wine.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Not weird, but somewhat embarrassing.

4 containers of iced cream, like 10 different boxes of cookies, 2 coffee cakes, box of hohos, some donuts, and then like a dozen frozen pizzas ...


The woman does not like to grocery shop with me because I put all the bad unhealthy shit in the cart.

 

[BurnItDwn]

My wife like a certain type of bottled water. I usually will buy 6 cases at a time so I don't have to keep making trips back there. About 75% of the time someone has to comment;

WOW that is a lot of water

Are you a coach for a baseball team

You sure are thirsty huh



Just shut up and ring up my purchase, OK:twisted:

Lol
"Certain type of bottled water"

ummm ...
its water, like comes from the tap ....

 

[Carson Dyle]

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

I couldn't find it, so I asked for it by name at Walmart. Went through two different girls who were stocking shelves in the health and beauty section. The first one never heard of it, since it was nowhere to be found in her universe of two aisles that she was in charge of. Pretty sure she thought I was making it up. We walked twenty feet over to the next stocker and she instantly knew where to find it in her section.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

A 48v DC power supply and a wig. (From the same eBay store.)

 

[DrPizza]

KY Jelly & Preparation H. (Plus I recall that I got something - a candy bar or something - that was for myself.)

 

[Stopsignhank]

Lol
"Certain type of bottled water"

ummm ...
its water, like comes from the tap ....

I have done a blind taste test with her and she can tell the difference between different types of water. She likes what she likes.