Weirdest email you've received at work?

[RagingBITCH]

A 60yr Grandma wanted to get a boob job.
Grandpa says: Why? Its like a putting a new
chandalier in a haunted house.
Grandma replies: With the new lighting hope
you would stay longer than 2mins.

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I just got that in my inbox here at work. 😕 😕 😕

 

[neutralizer]

What's the product?

 

[DurocShark]

My nose itches.

 

[Trygve]

Weirdest email? Tough choice, but the first one that leaps to mind was a guy who sent me several pictures of himself dressed as a magician next to a guy dressed as Tarzan who was tied up. The text that went with this was saying that he wished he'd hired me instead. Flattering, I suppose, but weird nonetheless.

 

[Kalvin00]

:Q

 

[Mucho]

More disturbing than weird IMHO. 😕

 

[Dedpuhl]

I've gotten 3 Nigerian "419" scam e-mails. It's not weird, but it's dumb on their part b/c I have a governmental (.gov) e-mail addy...

 

[Wallydraigle]

If I ever got any email at work it would be weird because I don't work with a computer.

 

[DeeKnow]

they're hoping you'll send them details of your private bank account, not a gov account

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: lirion
If I ever got any email at work it would be weird because I don't work with a computer.

say it aint so!!!

 

[Dedpuhl]

Originally posted by: DeeKnow
they're hoping you'll send them details of your private bank account, not a gov account

d'uh, I know that. If I were trying to dupe people, I wouldn't send emails to that type of account.

oh well...

 

[AreaCode707]

Working the Recruiting inbox, I get some doozies. Let me think....

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The woman who was RANTING and raving about the audacity!!!! of us sending her emails about jobs when we NEVER call her back and we'd better believe that she was going to sue us.
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Um, you signed up for the emails, you can go and turn them off too.
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"I hear you are looking for a boy who can throw a ball. My son is 2 and he can throw good with his left and right hands. Call me if you want to hire him."
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hi i want to know about getting a job in your store on the croner because my freind angelina works ther we are good freinds since i come to here and i want too work with her pleas call me so i can get a job
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