Weirdest 3 things to buy at once at Walmart

[TallBill]

Doesn't have to be something that you bought. Just think of something funny. It must be something that Walmart sells.

Chainsaw
Swiffer Mop
Bag of ice

 

[BigJ]

KY Jelly
Dog Treats
Cat Toys

 

[Kelvrick]

Rope, lube, cement block.

 

[Drakkon]

Blender
Fish
Ice

OR

rope
lotion
metal bucket

 

[dmw16]

Do they sell cement blocks at Walmart?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Rubber gloves
Gerbil food
Romance novel

 

[Leper Messiah]

razor blades
ream of paper
Pen


Have to walk in dressed emo/goth though.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

cucumber
KY
Tucks pads

 

[cKGunslinger]

KY Lubricant
Oil Funnel
2 dozen goldfish

 

[dainthomas]

Mothers Day card
Box of condoms
Lube

Edit: Wow, a lot of people on here have some creative things to do with lube.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
KY Lubricant
Oil Funnel
2 dozen goldfish

oooh...thats a good one. Add a gerbil, and you're on!

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
KY Lubricant
Oil Funnel
2 dozen goldfish

:laugh:

 

[Biggerhammer]

Shotgun
shells
ski mask

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
Shotgun
shells
ski mask

eh...that's just hunting gear

 

[Saint Nick]

pencils
erasers
notebook paper

 

[thecrecarc]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
Shotgun
shells
ski mask

eh...that's just hunting gear

hunting cops😀

 

[imported_Beavis]

socks
Vasaline
and a cosmo

 

[Scarpozzi]

sexy lingerie
a can of brown gravy
sound of music on DVD

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Drakkon
Blender
Fish
Ice

OR

rope
lotion
metal bucket

#2! #2!

then ask a fatty female employee to help you get it into the back of your van.
wouldya?!

 

[DurocShark]

Teen Magazine
Ski mask
KY

 

[OrByte]

lol!

all these replies have something to do with LUBE!

anal fixation much?

😛

baby bottles
antifreeze
black trash bags

 

[alien42]

diapers
meat grinder
garbage bags

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: OrByte
lol!

all these replies have something to do with LUBE!

anal fixation much?

😛

baby bottles
antifreeze
black trash bags

i see we were thinking along the same lines 😉

 

[Zanix]

case of Reddi-whip
punching balloon
awl

 

[Gibson486]

Ky Jelly, rubbing lotion, cooking oil