Weird uses for animals in the military

Modelworks

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Reading up on weapon ideas I found some winners.
Cats raining death from above !

Cat bombs
http://dailyyoghurt.blogspot.c...cat-bombs-to-sink.html
The most creative way to use a cat as a weapon happened in World War II. The United States' OSS (Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of the CIA) needed a way to guide bombs to sink German ships. Somebody hit upon the inspiration that since cats have such a strong disdain of getting wet and always land on their feet that if you attached a cat to a bomb and drop it in the vicinity of a ship, the cat's instinct to avoid the water would force it to guide the bomb to the enemy's deck.

It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop.


Operation Acoustic Kitty
http://www.damninteresting.com/operation-acoustic-kitty
In declassified documents from the CIA?s super-secret Science and Technology Directorate, it was revealed that some Cold-War-era cats were surgically altered to become sophisticated bugging devices. The idea was that the cats would eavesdrop on Soviet conversations from park benches, windowsills and garbage containers. The cat was meant to just stroll up to the sensitive conversations, completely unnoticed. The clandestine cat?s electrical internals would then capture and relay the audio to awaiting agents.

After several surgeries and intensive training, the cyborg cat was ready for its first field test. The CIA drove the cat to a Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C., and let him out of a parked van across the street. The cat ambled into the road, and was struck by a taxi almost immediately. Five years of effort and over $15 million in spending were reduced to roadkill in an instant. Shorty after its demise a CIA operative returned to the accident site and put the cat?s remains into a container to prevent the Soviets from getting their paws on the sensitive and expensive listening devices.

 

SirStev0

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Awesome. Our gov rocks.

This was back when 15 million dollars was what Bond villians ransomed the world for...
 

Wheezer

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This just further re-enforces the stereotype that cats can't be trusted.
 

Safeway

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Bat bombs would have been amazing. I saw a special on TV about them -- they tested the bats on a constructed village and they worked ridiculously well.
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Sounds more like urban legend type stuff. How would they know the cat lost consciousness half way down?

vital sign sensors? (does a loss of consciousness register on those sensors?)
video?

Most animal tests for government purposes of anything similar tend to feature a lot of sensors and ways to monitor effectiveness/safety. Not that safety is much of a concern for a cat about to pummeled into the deck of a ship, and then exploded.
 

lxskllr

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Originally posted by: destrekor


vital sign sensors? (does a loss of consciousness register on those sensors?)
video?

Most animal tests for government purposes of anything similar tend to feature a lot of sensors and ways to monitor effectiveness/safety. Not that safety is much of a concern for a cat about to pummeled into the deck of a ship, and then exploded.

I don't think they had the technology for that in WWII
 

Modelworks

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Sounds more like urban legend type stuff. How would they know the cat lost consciousness half way down?

It isn't a myth, there are documents to back them up, unfortunately.
 
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I'm trying to figure out how to weaponize slugs. There must be a use for them other than to slime the hell out of my back porch.
 

SneakyStuff

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Originally posted by: Flash1969
Don't forget the anti-tank dog

Poor doggies

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"Among the plan's failings was the Soviet use of their own diesel tanks to train the dogs rather than German tanks, which had gasoline engines.[1] On the battlefield this resulted in the dogs tending to seek food under and thus destroying the Russian tanks with which they were familiar instead of the strange German tanks. This was not always an issue, however, as the dogs were sometimes spooked by the noise and vibration of the tank engines and fled the field immediately upon release." :laugh:
 

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Originally posted by: Modelworks
Reading up on weapon ideas I found some winners.
Cats raining death from above !

Cat bombs
http://dailyyoghurt.blogspot.c...cat-bombs-to-sink.html
The most creative way to use a cat as a weapon happened in World War II. The United States' OSS (Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of the CIA) needed a way to guide bombs to sink German ships. Somebody hit upon the inspiration that since cats have such a strong disdain of getting wet and always land on their feet that if you attached a cat to a bomb and drop it in the vicinity of a ship, the cat's instinct to avoid the water would force it to guide the bomb to the enemy's deck.

It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop.
the level of stupidity displayed astounds me.
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: Modelworks
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Sounds more like urban legend type stuff. How would they know the cat lost consciousness half way down?

It isn't a myth, there are documents to back them up, unfortunately.


Then, reputable source, rather than blogs?

edit: After a cursory search on google, I found nothing even hinting at this being true. Call me incredibly skeptical if you will, but how the hell would a cat even recognize that the thing below them was the ocean & therefore wet water? Sounds like a tall tale to me, one that's been repeated numerous times. However, repeating it a lot of times does not make it true.
 

lxskllr

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting. Reputable source?

I glanced over about 50 Google results and didn't see anything. I would have expected to see something in that space. Cat bombs are the kind of thing the internet's made for :^D
 

skyking

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I figured they would use the natural cat weaponry: The cat land mine. Any cat of good reputation and skills can place a cat hork shaped precisely to fit under your foot and position it right where you step out of bed.
 

AyashiKaibutsu

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Yea, as soon as I read the title I thought of the bat bombs. Those were amazing. These almost certainly would have been fail.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Sounds more like urban legend type stuff. How would they know the cat lost consciousness half way down?

Why is this hard to believe? If it is unconscious when it lands but was conscious when you dropped it, there is a good chance is lost consciousness during the fall...