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Reading up on weapon ideas I found some winners.
Cats raining death from above !
Cat bombs
http://dailyyoghurt.blogspot.c...cat-bombs-to-sink.html
Operation Acoustic Kitty
http://www.damninteresting.com/operation-acoustic-kitty
Cats raining death from above !
Cat bombs
http://dailyyoghurt.blogspot.c...cat-bombs-to-sink.html
The most creative way to use a cat as a weapon happened in World War II. The United States' OSS (Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of the CIA) needed a way to guide bombs to sink German ships. Somebody hit upon the inspiration that since cats have such a strong disdain of getting wet and always land on their feet that if you attached a cat to a bomb and drop it in the vicinity of a ship, the cat's instinct to avoid the water would force it to guide the bomb to the enemy's deck.
It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop.
Operation Acoustic Kitty
http://www.damninteresting.com/operation-acoustic-kitty
In declassified documents from the CIA?s super-secret Science and Technology Directorate, it was revealed that some Cold-War-era cats were surgically altered to become sophisticated bugging devices. The idea was that the cats would eavesdrop on Soviet conversations from park benches, windowsills and garbage containers. The cat was meant to just stroll up to the sensitive conversations, completely unnoticed. The clandestine cat?s electrical internals would then capture and relay the audio to awaiting agents.
After several surgeries and intensive training, the cyborg cat was ready for its first field test. The CIA drove the cat to a Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C., and let him out of a parked van across the street. The cat ambled into the road, and was struck by a taxi almost immediately. Five years of effort and over $15 million in spending were reduced to roadkill in an instant. Shorty after its demise a CIA operative returned to the accident site and put the cat?s remains into a container to prevent the Soviets from getting their paws on the sensitive and expensive listening devices.
