weird trick or treaters

Larvae

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yesterday our house was trick or treated by a middle-aged woman in a doctor costume. also we had a father dressed as a rapist with the panty hose over his head. he had a video camera and started taping us giving candy to his kids.
 

MainFramed

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Originally posted by: Larvae
yesterday our house was trick or treated by a middle-aged woman in a doctor costume. also we had a father dressed as a rapist with the panty hose over his head. he had a video camera and started taping us giving candy to his kids.

lol rapist? thats not a cool costume...ya should have shot him. :p
 

HappyPuppy

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WTF kind of a father would dress up as a rapist? I would have been inclined to shove the camera up his ass. What a fvcking moron.
 

dolph

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Originally posted by: Larvae
yesterday our house was trick or treated by a middle-aged woman in a doctor costume. also we had a father dressed as a rapist with the panty hose over his head. he had a video camera and started taping us giving candy to his kids.

um... did he say he was a rapist? or was he wearing a shirt that alluded to it? something's not right with that...
 

wnied

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he had a video camera and started taping us giving candy to his kids.

Real easy way to deal with idiots like that. Let out your dog whose been frothing at the mouth for the better part of the night wanting to get after the constant stream of trick or treaters coming to your door. I had a group of teens come to my door for the fourth time one Halloween, effectively trying to dwindle my supply of treats. When I asked one of them if they'd been here before, I got an expletive as a response which caused my hand holding my german shepherd to accidentally slip and allow "Fritz" to chase down his own personal halloween treat.

When they saw that 60 pound canine make his way to the front door...well lets just say the word "Scatter Flies" comes to mind.
~wnied~
 

Jfur

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Some evil child or obese parent stole ***all*** of the candy (a huge bucket full meant to give to ~100 kids) when I left it outside to take a shower. 15 minutes and one doorbell ring later, it was gone :|