weird things your boss do?

[vital]

My boss keeps making weird spaceship shooting noises when he walks pass me...

 

[moshquerade]

Is his name Michael?

 

[CKent]

Are you a trekkie?

 

[mugs]

Are you a girl?

 

[AkumaX]

he run over meredith?

 

[vital]

no to all

 

[moshquerade]

did he ever cook his foot on a George Foreman grill?

 

[Blackjack200]

Next time he does this, trip him.

Hilarity will ensue.

 

[RKS]

My boss verbally abuses all of the employees. I have an extemely thick skin, was warned about the environment, and still I am in shock on a daily basis. In a 'normal' job there would be major lawsuits but noone here seems to care much. You probably wouldn't believe half the stuff that goes on at our office.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: RKS
My boss verbally abuses all of the employees. I have an extemely thick skin, was warned about the environment, and still I am in shock on a daily basis. In a 'normal' job there would be major lawsuits but noone here seems to care much. You probably wouldn't believe half the stuff that goes on at our office.

Indulge us.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

My boss makes an annual chart about how many and what type of animals his cat kills.

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell

Originally posted by: RKS
My boss verbally abuses all of the employees. I have an extemely thick skin, was warned about the environment, and still I am in shock on a daily basis. In a 'normal' job there would be major lawsuits but noone here seems to care much. You probably wouldn't believe half the stuff that goes on at our office.

Indulge us.

Besides the vintage condom dispenser and a "Penises of the Animal World" drawing in the mens room today our accountant/bookkeeper was called a stupid wise and beautiful woman.

Last week I was a "worthless moron lower than whale shit in a hole at the bottom of the ocean". I actually chuckled at that one.

Today I was told to get keys to the building in case I had to meet clients late or on weekends, when I asked how to get a set of keys, I was told not to "be a dumb motherfucker and just get a set of fucking keys". I didn't know how to reply and just said "I'll fucking get them and won't ever bother you again; fuck" and walked out.

Here is my first meeting with the boss. I was working in my office and he walked in.

Me: Hi Mr. Lxxxxxx, nice to finally meet you
Mr. L: Do you know what the fuck you are doing?
Me: Yes sir, but I am still not sure on certain office policies
Mr. L.: mutters a profanity, stares at me, and walks out.

He came back a few minutes later and tells me to get him a cup of coffee and meet him in his office. I have NEVER been asked to fetch anything, ever, and was dumbfounded, then I made the mistake of asking how he wanted it. He simply replied "in a cup idiot" and added "put some fucking cream in it" when I was walking away.

edit: these are some quick examples, there are others here that have it much worse. I think he actually likes me and wants me to be successful.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: RKS

Originally posted by: George P Burdell

Originally posted by: RKS
My boss verbally abuses all of the employees. I have an extemely thick skin, was warned about the environment, and still I am in shock on a daily basis. In a 'normal' job there would be major lawsuits but noone here seems to care much. You probably wouldn't believe half the stuff that goes on at our office.

Indulge us.

Besides the vintage condom dispenser and a "Penises of the Animal World" drawing in the mens room today our accountant/bookkeeper was called a stupid wise and beautiful woman.

Last week I was a "worthless moron lower than whale shit in a hole at the bottom of the ocean". I actually chuckled at that one.

Today I was told to get keys to the building in case I had to meet clients late or on weekends, when I asked how to get a set of keys, I was told not to "be a dumb motherfucker and just get a set of fucking keys". I didn't know how to reply and just said "I'll fucking get them and won't ever bother you again; fuck" and walked out.

Here is my first meeting with the boss. I was working in my office and he walked in.

Me: Hi Mr. Lxxxxxx, nice to finally meet you
Mr. L: Do you know what the fuck you are doing?
Me: Yes sir, but I am still not sure on certain office policies
Mr. L.: mutters a profanity, stares at me, and walks out.

He came back a few minutes later and tells me to get him a cup of coffee and meet him in his office. I have NEVER been asked to fetch anything, ever, and was dumbfounded, then I made the mistake of asking how he wanted it. He simply replied "in a cup idiot" and added "put some fucking cream in it" when I was walking away.

sounds like i would ike this guy,.... i've got terribly thick skin and a high tolerance for verbal abuse.....

 

[nageov3t]

my boss throws temper tantrums sometimes. I generally duck and run for cover, but he's broken like 2 keyboards in the past year and a half that we've been in the new office.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My boss makes an annual chart about how many and what type of animals his cat kills.

And scans 700 (?) magazines (aquarium magazines).

Oh, and, OP, does he walk around and go "pew pew" all the time?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My boss makes an annual chart about how many and what type of animals his cat kills.

And scans 700 (?) magazines (aquarium magazines).

Oh, and, OP, does he walk around and go "pew pew" all the time?

Nope, that's aquaman

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My boss makes an annual chart about how many and what type of animals his cat kills.

And scans 700 (?) magazines (aquarium magazines).

Oh, and, OP, does he walk around and go "pew pew" all the time?

Nope, that's aquaman

Oh snap, what was I thinking. Wow, I got him and HomeBrewerDude (that's correct?) mixed up. What an idiot! Its been a day filled with stupidity around here and its wearing off on me.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My boss makes an annual chart about how many and what type of animals his cat kills.

And scans 700 (?) magazines (aquarium magazines).

Oh, and, OP, does he walk around and go "pew pew" all the time?

Nope, that's aquaman

Oh snap, what was I thinking. Wow, I got him and HomeBrewerDude (that's correct?) mixed up. What an idiot! Its been a day filled with stupidity around here and its wearing off on me.

Maybe you were thinking of this?
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...word1=is+my+boss+crazy
(I'm still not done)

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: RKS

Originally posted by: George P Burdell

Originally posted by: RKS
My boss verbally abuses all of the employees. I have an extemely thick skin, was warned about the environment, and still I am in shock on a daily basis. In a 'normal' job there would be major lawsuits but noone here seems to care much. You probably wouldn't believe half the stuff that goes on at our office.

Indulge us.

Besides the vintage condom dispenser and a "Penises of the Animal World" drawing in the mens room today our accountant/bookkeeper was called a stupid wise and beautiful woman.

Last week I was a "worthless moron lower than whale shit in a hole at the bottom of the ocean". I actually chuckled at that one.

Today I was told to get keys to the building in case I had to meet clients late or on weekends, when I asked how to get a set of keys, I was told not to "be a dumb motherfucker and just get a set of fucking keys". I didn't know how to reply and just said "I'll fucking get them and won't ever bother you again; fuck" and walked out.

Here is my first meeting with the boss. I was working in my office and he walked in.

Me: Hi Mr. Lxxxxxx, nice to finally meet you
Mr. L: Do you know what the fuck you are doing?
Me: Yes sir, but I am still not sure on certain office policies
Mr. L.: mutters a profanity, stares at me, and walks out.

He came back a few minutes later and tells me to get him a cup of coffee and meet him in his office. I have NEVER been asked to fetch anything, ever, and was dumbfounded, then I made the mistake of asking how he wanted it. He simply replied "in a cup idiot" and added "put some fucking cream in it" when I was walking away.

edit: these are some quick examples, there are others here that have it much worse. I think he actually likes me and wants me to be successful.

i like your boss. is he able to take it as well as dish it out? my office sounds similar to yours. the weak and slow are...lunch

 

[troytime]

my boss taps his cue on the corner of the pool table after chalking up...which he does before EVERY shot

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My boss makes an annual chart about how many and what type of animals his cat kills.

And scans 700 (?) magazines (aquarium magazines).

Oh, and, OP, does he walk around and go "pew pew" all the time?

Nope, that's aquaman

Oh snap, what was I thinking. Wow, I got him and HomeBrewerDude (that's correct?) mixed up. What an idiot! Its been a day filled with stupidity around here and its wearing off on me.

Maybe you were thinking of this?
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...word1=is+my+boss+crazy
(I'm still not done)

Hmm, maybe. I'll go ahead and say it was, just so I seem less crazy. How far are you (sorry, OP, this is an official thread hijacking).

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: RKS

Originally posted by: George P Burdell

Originally posted by: RKS
My boss verbally abuses all of the employees. I have an extemely thick skin, was warned about the environment, and still I am in shock on a daily basis. In a 'normal' job there would be major lawsuits but noone here seems to care much. You probably wouldn't believe half the stuff that goes on at our office.

Indulge us.

Besides the vintage condom dispenser and a "Penises of the Animal World" drawing in the mens room today our accountant/bookkeeper was called a stupid wise and beautiful woman.

Last week I was a "worthless moron lower than whale shit in a hole at the bottom of the ocean". I actually chuckled at that one.

Today I was told to get keys to the building in case I had to meet clients late or on weekends, when I asked how to get a set of keys, I was told not to "be a dumb motherfucker and just get a set of fucking keys". I didn't know how to reply and just said "I'll fucking get them and won't ever bother you again; fuck" and walked out.

Here is my first meeting with the boss. I was working in my office and he walked in.

Me: Hi Mr. Lxxxxxx, nice to finally meet you
Mr. L: Do you know what the fuck you are doing?
Me: Yes sir, but I am still not sure on certain office policies
Mr. L.: mutters a profanity, stares at me, and walks out.

He came back a few minutes later and tells me to get him a cup of coffee and meet him in his office. I have NEVER been asked to fetch anything, ever, and was dumbfounded, then I made the mistake of asking how he wanted it. He simply replied "in a cup idiot" and added "put some fucking cream in it" when I was walking away.

edit: these are some quick examples, there are others here that have it much worse. I think he actually likes me and wants me to be successful.

You seriously don't know where to get a set of keys? You are a fuckin moron!

My favorite boss would throw imaginary hand grenades at us when he walked by. I miss him.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My boss makes an annual chart about how many and what type of animals his cat kills.

And scans 700 (?) magazines (aquarium magazines).

Oh, and, OP, does he walk around and go "pew pew" all the time?

Nope, that's aquaman

Oh snap, what was I thinking. Wow, I got him and HomeBrewerDude (that's correct?) mixed up. What an idiot! Its been a day filled with stupidity around here and its wearing off on me.

Maybe you were thinking of this?
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...word1=is+my+boss+crazy
(I'm still not done)

Hmm, maybe. I'll go ahead and say it was, just so I seem less crazy. How far are you (sorry, OP, this is an official thread hijacking).

Well I finished about 4 boxes full of stuff. The stuff I took pictures from was all from the first box I think (and some from a file cabinet maybe?). I've been doing many projects during that time though.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My boss makes an annual chart about how many and what type of animals his cat kills.

And scans 700 (?) magazines (aquarium magazines).

Oh, and, OP, does he walk around and go "pew pew" all the time?

Nope, that's aquaman

Oh snap, what was I thinking. Wow, I got him and HomeBrewerDude (that's correct?) mixed up. What an idiot! Its been a day filled with stupidity around here and its wearing off on me.

Maybe you were thinking of this?
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...word1=is+my+boss+crazy
(I'm still not done)

Hmm, maybe. I'll go ahead and say it was, just so I seem less crazy. How far are you (sorry, OP, this is an official thread hijacking).

Well I finished about 4 boxes full of stuff. The stuff I took pictures from was all from the first box I think (and some from a file cabinet maybe?). I've been doing many projects during that time though.

Yeah, so what are you all doing now? Last thing I remember is the Dug777 stuff you did for that class. Still living above the bar?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Lithium381
sounds like i would ike this guy,.... i've got terribly thick skin and a high tolerance for verbal abuse.....

Oh boy, does AT have a forum for you . . . P&N! :laugh: