I was definitely kidding
LOL, next time put some smileys or something in your reply. You had me on the defensive
Here's another good one. My IT office buddy has a drag car. Our users know this, so occasionally they'll asking him car questions and try to sound mechanically inclined. He'll test them by saying stuff like, "Have you checked your alternator or starter gaskets 'cause it might be an electrical leak." Some even fall for it and say they have but that wasn't the problem... :Q