weird request

[skyking]

Originally posted by: everman
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

LOL!

I was working in this two story building today with a nice window. Some of my co-worker friends were below, and I taunted them with quotes from the holy grail. They responded in kind😀

 

[angminas]

Nobody can have a higher opinion of him than I have...and I think he is a dirty little beast.

No-good, low-down, yellow bellied chicken kicker!

You unlettered small-knowing soul.

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you a knave.

You three-inch fool.

You leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knotty-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, addis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

And my favorite...



You breathe in vain.

 

[compuwiz1]

When you tripped and fell down in a whorehouse, what did the girls call you?

Answer: mister bentadick 🙂

 

[seanc85]

"May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope."

a great traditional Irish curse I've always liked. Will silence just about anyone if you can pull it off.

 

[ArchCenturion]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Bite you thumb at him

Just read Shakespeare, if i remember right, it was full of insults.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I bite my thumb, sir.

ABRAHAM: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON: I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAHAM: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON (Aside to GREGORY): Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
GREGORY: No.
SAMPSON: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir.

- M4H