Weird rash on my face and slightly swollen

imported_elwood

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We had a gathering at my house yesterday and i started drinking around 5pm. We BBQ'd then played some poker. After poker, around midnight, we went to a strip club and i was too drunk to get any dances or anything.

We left the club at 2 then came home. I was extremely drunk when i got home. I grabbed the trashcan, took my clothes off, puked, then went to bed.

This morning i wake up to see this weird rash on my face and that it's kinda swollen. It doesn't itch or anything.

Anyone have any idea what it could be? An alergy to something? The herp?

 

shiner

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Looks like the beginnings of MRSA. You probably picked it up when you stuck your head in the trash can.

If you are in relatively good health you probably won't die from it.

 

irishScott

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Doesn't look the the herp. Assuming it doesn't itch/sting/bleed, I'd just take some Benedryl and get it looked at soon if it doesn't clear up.
 

imported_elwood

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Looks like the beginnings of MRSA. You probably picked it up when you stuck your head in the trash can.

If you are in relatively good health you probably won't die from it.
I doubt it's MRSA. We just did a class on MRSA and it doesnt really look like it.

Originally posted by: irishScott
Doesn't look the the herp. Assuming it doesn't itch/sting/bleed, I'd just take some Benedryl and get it looked at soon if it doesn't clear up.

It doesnt itch/sting at all, nor is it bleeding.
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: elwood
I doubt it's MRSA. We just did a class on MRSA and it doesnt really look like it.

Nope. It is MRSA. Who are you going to believe, some joker teaching a class or the highly credentialed doctors of ATOT?
 
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imported_elwood

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: elwood
I doubt it's MRSA. We just did a class on MRSA and it doesnt really look like it.

Nope. It is MRSA. Who are you going to believe, some joker teaching a class or the highly credentialed doctors of ATOT?

You're right. I'm such an idiot! Should i cut off my head with a flaming sword or just let it eat my face?
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: elwood
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: elwood
I doubt it's MRSA. We just did a class on MRSA and it doesnt really look like it.

Nope. It is MRSA. Who are you going to believe, some joker teaching a class or the highly credentialed doctors of ATOT?

You're right. I'm such an idiot! Should i cut off my head with a flaming sword or just let it eat my face?

Well. Watching it slowly eat off your face WOULD be the most entertaining way for us.
 

BigJ

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: elwood
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: elwood
I doubt it's MRSA. We just did a class on MRSA and it doesnt really look like it.

Nope. It is MRSA. Who are you going to believe, some joker teaching a class or the highly credentialed doctors of ATOT?

You're right. I'm such an idiot! Should i cut off my head with a flaming sword or just let it eat my face?

Well. Watching it slowly eat off your face WOULD be the most entertaining way for us.

Wait a minute. This is a flaming sword we're talking about here. Especially if it's blue flames, the entertainment value is off the chart.
 

Auric

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Certainly cut off your nose to spite your face, as is the fashion.

Otherwise, consult an accredited barber/doctor.
 

Wreckem

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I looks to me like its just burst blood vessels close to the skins surface.

It happens to me when I have an extend bout of puking(drunk or sick). The slightly swollen nature is from the booze. Your face gets puffy if you drink to much.
 

imported_elwood

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Show us the other side of your face so we can see how swollen it is.

It's on both sides of my face. I did the closeup on one side because it was harder to see if i took the whole face.
 
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Originally posted by: elwood
Originally posted by: SampSon
Show us the other side of your face so we can see how swollen it is.

It's on both sides of my face. I did the closeup on one side because it was harder to see if i took the whole face.

Too much grogg and too much being a fat bastard will do that to your face.

I am not even joking, you look like an underaged overweight alcoholic. if that is the way your face looks right now on both sides.
 

Auric

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Ja, seriousry, is there abnormal swelling accompanying the pox or are you just a fat bastard?