weird problem with my computer.... almost funny.

spp

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hey all....

my computer is really weird..... it does everything at an accelerated rate (just now when someone signed off aim, the sound of slamming door is really high pitch...)

it plays movies, music, or maybe everything at like 3x speed........

any idea why this happens?
 

spp

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ya... very funny....
the computer is not even overclocked..........:(
 

spp

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and i can't watch porn on this anymore since they always finish in 10 seconds of our time.....
 

Spac3d

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Originally posted by: spp
and i can't watch porn on this anymore since they always finish in 10 seconds of our time.....

Just burn the machine. If you cant watch your porn, the machine is useless

Spac3d
 

spp

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actualyl this is not my machine... this is school's machine that they assigned to one of the gsi...... i have to take care of it for him, and he is complaining that he can't watch the porn anymore....

worse part is, if i don't fix it for him, he'll kick my ass :Q (he's black belt in tae kwon do.....)
 

SyahM

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Originally posted by: Spac3d
Originally posted by: spp and i can't watch porn on this anymore since they always finish in 10 seconds of our time.....
Just burn the machine. If you cant watch your porn, the machine is useless Spac3d

LMAO!!! go buy Dell or Apple.
 

clicknext

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Originally posted by: spp
actualyl this is not my machine... this is school's machine that they assigned to one of the gsi...... i have to take care of it for him, and he is complaining that he can't watch the porn anymore....

worse part is, if i don't fix it for him, he'll kick my ass :Q (he's black belt in tae kwon do.....)
ROFL, you are so screwed.
 

spp

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no seriously people./...... i really need to get this fixed .... (THIS IS NOT A JOKE>>>)

has anyone encountered things like this?
 

djheater

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Doesn't really belong in OT unless you are enjoying the humor.... :)

You haven't given us enough information... are you on the machine now? OS? machine type? last things installed? How long have you had the problem? You have to answer a lot of ?'s before anyone here can answer yours.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: clicknext
Originally posted by: spp
actualyl this is not my machine... this is school's machine that they assigned to one of the gsi...... i have to take care of it for him, and he is complaining that he can't watch the porn anymore....

worse part is, if i don't fix it for him, he'll kick my ass :Q (he's black belt in tae kwon do.....)
ROFL, you are so screwed.

:Q