Weird Present From Coworker

[skulkingghost]

This year my dad came home with a present a coworker gave him, and he was too polite to ask what it was, anyone have any ideas? My vote goes for a bookmark.

Pics:
http://www.danielhellerman.com/IMG_0037.jpg
http://www.danielhellerman.com/IMG_0038.jpg
http://www.danielhellerman.com/IMG_0039.jpg
http://www.danielhellerman.com/IMG_0040.jpg
http://www.danielhellerman.com/IMG_0041.jpg
http://www.danielhellerman.com/IMG_0042.jpg
http://www.danielhellerman.com/IMG_0043.jpg

Sorry the pics are straight off my iphone, my XTI is packed for a trip tomorrow!

 

[Newbian]

Looks like anal beads to me.

Just how close is your father with said coworker?

 

[crab]

Vaseline??

 

[Baked]

You suck at taking pics and resizing. I hope that's a bomb.

 

[Squisher]

Your father lives in a world where everything is fuzzy?

 

[thepd7]

yes it's a bookmark.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: thepd7
yes it's a bookmark.

Probably made from "pewter" and therefore "nice". Seriously, never understood how making something out of pewter suddenly makes it more valuable than stainless steel.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: thepd7
yes it's a bookmark.

Probably made from "pewter" and therefore "nice". Seriously, never understood how making something out of pewter suddenly makes it more valuable than stainless steel.

Well pewter is usually a majority of tin, around 90%, and it's the 4th most precious metal after platinum, gold and silver.

 

[BoomerD]

What is it? It's your dad's, that's what it is!

Now leave it the fuck alone before you break it...again..


HEY!! you kids...GTF off my lawn!

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: skulkingghost
What is it

It's a crappy gift.

 

[feralkid]

It is a Focus Charm; but you're using it wrong.

 

[compuwiz1]

That's rubber dog shit dummy!

 

[sdifox]

fucking website doesn't tell you what it is either, just shows you a picture of it with the part number

http://www.lamoda-global.com/index2.asp?thepagename=3

 

[UberNeuman]

It's a cock ring!

 

[Minjin]

Looks like there's a market for an iPhone app that guides users in taking non-blurry pictures...

 

[herm0016]

Originally posted by: sdifox
fucking website doesn't tell you what it is either, just shows you a picture of it with the part number

http://www.lamoda-global.com/index2.asp?thepagename=3

at least their pic is not a blurry mess... learn to use the macro mode on your camera!

 

[MovingTarget]

Just make sure it isn't ticking....

 

[olds]

OP, you need some glasses

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
What is it? It's your dad's, that's what it is!

Now leave it the fuck alone before you break it...again..


HEY!! you kids...GTF off my lawn!

haha that's great.

 

[Elganja]

wtb focus

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: herm0016

Originally posted by: sdifox
fucking website doesn't tell you what it is either, just shows you a picture of it with the part number

http://www.lamoda-global.com/index2.asp?thepagename=3

at least their pic is not a blurry mess... learn to use the macro mode on your camera!

I figured out the website name from his picture... took a while though

 

[JJ650]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: thepd7
yes it's a bookmark.

Probably made from "pewter" and therefore "nice". Seriously, never understood how making something out of pewter suddenly makes it more valuable than stainless steel.

Well pewter is usually a majority of tin, around 90%, and it's the 4th most precious metal after platinum, gold and silver.

Tin is precious??

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: JJ650

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: thepd7
yes it's a bookmark.

Probably made from "pewter" and therefore "nice". Seriously, never understood how making something out of pewter suddenly makes it more valuable than stainless steel.

Well pewter is usually a majority of tin, around 90%, and it's the 4th most precious metal after platinum, gold and silver.

Tin is precious??

Pure tin, yes. Common useage for tin requires only thin plating, so you normally don't think of tin as being valuable.

EDIT: I don't know if tin is technically precious, but it is relatively rare.