Weird...I'm home alone.

[chuckywang]

My family just left me here alone without telling me they were leaving the house. I walked upstairs and nobody's there.

Weird.

 

[PHiuR]

WOW. IT'S GOING TO BE THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

 

[bjc112]

How old are you?

Call them on their cellphone?!?!?

 

[Xyl3ne]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
WOW. IT'S GOING TO BE THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

Damn, already?

 

[Dimmu]

And you're not sneaking into the alcohol resereve yet? BAH!

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: bjc112
How old are you?

Call them on their cellphone?!?!?

I'm not bothered...it's just weird that they just left.

 

[agnitrate]

Thanks for the 411. Here's your opportunity you've been dying for...

 

[Demo24]

porn time

 

[ActuaryTm]

Just remember: it's your house, you have to defend it.

 

[EyeMNathan]

*sends Joe Pesci over to your house*

 

[mrSHEiK124]

home alone here too, god I want some food, I've gotta go cook something up, you should try my cereal or microwave burritos, they're excellent

 

[Yossarian]

maybe this is their way of telling you they don't want to live with you anymore.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: sheik124
home alone here too, god I want some food, I've gotta go cook something up, you should try my cereal or microwave burritos, they're excellent

I just had some Ritz crackers with cheese and meat.

 

[tomt4535]

Ive got the house to myself for a week. I wish all of my friends werent on vacation, or else id have a party all week long.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: tomt4535
Ive got the house to myself for a week. I wish I had friends.

Corrected for accuracy.

 

[Xyl3ne]

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
*sends Joe Pesci over to your house*

My Cousin Vinny is on Comedy Central right now.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: tomt4535
Ive got the house to myself for a week. I wish I had friends.

Corrected for accuracy.

ouch. that's harsh.

 

[narcotic]

Originally posted by: Xyl3ne

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
*sends Joe Pesci over to your house*

My Cousin Vinny is on Comedy Central right now.

your cousin sux...

 

[Xyl3ne]

Originally posted by: narcotic

Originally posted by: Xyl3ne

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
*sends Joe Pesci over to your house*

My Cousin Vinny is on Comedy Central right now.

your cousin sux...

It's a movie. I suppose I should have put it in quotes..

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: bjc112
How old are you?

Call them on their cellphone?!?!?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: tomt4535
Ive got the house to myself for a week. I wish I had friends.

Corrected for accuracy.

bahahahaa

 

[wfbberzerker]

dont forget to heat up the doorknob and swing paint cans from the staircase.

 

[rh71]

being in the house all by yourself opens up a lot of opportunities.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: tomt4535
Ive got the house to myself for a week. I wish I had friends.

Corrected for accuracy.

bahahahaa

Muhahahahahahahahahahaaa!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
maybe this is their way of telling you they don't want to live with you anymore.

And that they don't love you.

Ferocious masturbation is the only answer for you, I'm sad to say.