I know, comming from me, I'ma get jokes, but this one still make me LOL at work.
I'm done now, no more email jokes yet
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to
very serious health
>risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever
do it, he ran across
>an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But
desperate, he calls
>them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight
loss program.
>
>The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he
answers, there
>stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old
young lady dressed
>in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a
sign round her neck.
>
>She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss company. The
>sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
>
>Without a second thought he takes off after her. A
few miles later,
>huffing puffing, he finally catches her and is too
tired to have his way
>with her.
>
>After they are rested and she leaves, he thinks to
himself, "I like the
>way this company does business!" The same girl shows
up for the next two
>days and the same thing happens.
>
>The fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
find he has lost 10
>lb. as promised.
>
>He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program. The next day
>there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful,
>sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok
>running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me,
>you can have me."
>
>He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl
is in excellent shape
>and it takes him a very long while to catch her, but
when he does, he is
>cramping and wheezing. For the next four days, the
same routine happens
>and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself and found he
>has lost another 20 lb as promised.
>
>He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50
>pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the
representative on the phone.
>This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he
replies, "I haven't
>felt this good in years.
>
>" The next day there's a knock at the door and when
he opens it he finds a
>muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a
>sign around his neck that reads,
>If I catch you, you're mine."
I'm done now, no more email jokes yet
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to
very serious health
>risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever
do it, he ran across
>an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But
desperate, he calls
>them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight
loss program.
>
>The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he
answers, there
>stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old
young lady dressed
>in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a
sign round her neck.
>
>She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss company. The
>sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
>
>Without a second thought he takes off after her. A
few miles later,
>huffing puffing, he finally catches her and is too
tired to have his way
>with her.
>
>After they are rested and she leaves, he thinks to
himself, "I like the
>way this company does business!" The same girl shows
up for the next two
>days and the same thing happens.
>
>The fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
find he has lost 10
>lb. as promised.
>
>He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program. The next day
>there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful,
>sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok
>running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me,
>you can have me."
>
>He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl
is in excellent shape
>and it takes him a very long while to catch her, but
when he does, he is
>cramping and wheezing. For the next four days, the
same routine happens
>and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself and found he
>has lost another 20 lb as promised.
>
>He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50
>pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the
representative on the phone.
>This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he
replies, "I haven't
>felt this good in years.
>
>" The next day there's a knock at the door and when
he opens it he finds a
>muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a
>sign around his neck that reads,
>If I catch you, you're mine."
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