Wednesday night riddle

AnyMal

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Can you decipher the following?

A human female, extremely captious and given to opposed behavior, was questioned as to the dynamic state of her cultivated tract of land used for the production of various types of flora. The tract components were enumerated as argentous tone-producing agents, a rare species of oceanic growth, and pulchritudinous young females situated in a linear orientation.

What nursery rhyme am I talking about?

 

Cerb

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ATLien247's answer, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes to mind.
She's got huge...tracts of land.
 

LSUfan

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Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells,
And pretty maids all in a row.
 

AnyMal

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Originally posted by: LSUfan
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells,
And pretty maids all in a row.

It sure is :D
 

TuffGirl

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Originally posted by: AnyMal
A human female [Mary, Mary], extremely captious and given to opposed behavior [quite contrary], was questioned as to the dynamic state of her cultivated tract of land used for the production of various types of flora [How does your garden grow?]. The tract components were enumerated as argentous tone-producing agents [With silver bells], a rare species of oceanic growth [and cockleshells], and pulchritudinous young females situated in a linear orientation [And pretty maids all in a row].
 

AnyMal

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Originally posted by: TuffGirl
Originally posted by: AnyMal
A human female [Mary, Mary], extremely captious and given to opposed behavior [quite contrary], was questioned as to the dynamic state of her cultivated tract of land used for the production of various types of flora [How does your garden grow?]. The tract components were enumerated as argentous tone-producing agents [With silver bells], a rare species of oceanic growth [and cockleshells], and pulchritudinous young females situated in a linear orientation [And pretty maids all in a row].

Very clever, I like the format :beer::D:beer:
 
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Originally posted by: AnyMal
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
okay, making this up on the fly. [read. sorry if it sucks]


what binds us together?

Oh! Oh! I know! It's ATOT!

I was thinking Carbon... but yours works too. I suppose Carbon might be better b/c 'bind' implies a chemical bond.
 

AnyMal

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Originally posted by: yamahaXS
Originally posted by: AnyMal
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
okay, making this up on the fly. [read. sorry if it sucks]


what binds us together?

Oh! Oh! I know! It's ATOT!

I was thinking Carbon... but yours works too. I suppose Carbon might be better b/c 'bind' implies a chemical bond.

Hehehe ATOT and Carbon, a deadly combination!