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ThePresence

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Dated the girl for a while, she invited me. Can't STAND the guy, she can do alot better than his sorry @ss. No pics.
 

Neurorelay

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Dated the girl for a while, she invited me. Can't STAND the guy, she can do alot better than his sorry @ss. No pics.

Food, bridesmaids and partying.....did I mention bridesmaids.
 

n666

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tell her to run away and pretend to be kidnapped and tell her to call cops from some phone.. and

wait.. nm
 

icejunkie

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Why feel anything? If she made a mistake as big as you think she has, then she will obviously face it eventually and have to deal with the consequences... Let her live her own life, if it doesn't kill her it will only make her stronger.
 

theGlove

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Dated the girl for a while, she invited me. Can't STAND the guy, she can do alot better than his sorry @ss. No pics.

this is your last chance to break it all up lol, when the priest says 'is there anyone who objects...', you should stand up and be a man!! do it
 

Praetorian7

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Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Dated the girl for a while, she invited me. Can't STAND the guy, she can do alot better than his sorry @ss. No pics.

Food, bridesmaids and partying.....did I mention bridesmaids.

You forgot to add "free".
 

tami

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i wouldn't go to a wedding of a guy i dated... i also didn't invite any exboyfriends to my wedding, even though i was still friendly with many.

actually, i take that back. i invited an exboyfriend who i ended up just being really close with, but he became too jealous and i sort of told him i didn't want people like that to celebrate with me. :eek: he deserved it. we're not friends anymore. there goes 6 years in the drain. byebye!
 

hevnsnt

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Free food, booze and loads of women you don't know.
Can't pass that up.

W.T.F.

For the first time EVER I agree with EVERYTHING SampSon just said.
 

theGlove

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Originally posted by: Praetorian7
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Dated the girl for a while, she invited me. Can't STAND the guy, she can do alot better than his sorry @ss. No pics.

Food, bridesmaids and partying.....did I mention bridesmaids.

You forgot to add "free".

lol weddings aren't really free, you do have to give a gift you know......
 

gar3555

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Originally posted by: n666
tell her to run away and pretend to be kidnapped and tell her to call cops from some phone.. and

wait.. nm


don't forget the part about getting on nat'l TV for it, and being a celeb for your 15 min of fame
 

Sheepathon

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Weddings are a joyous occasion. There is, however, a more joyous occasion that occurs once a year in Antarctica. The birth of the penguin chick. Miles and miles of walking, months of huddling in the cold and the dark, and fishing with the constant threat of leopard seals and orcas all culminate to that moment. Words cannot express the unparalleled significance of such an event.
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Weddings are a joyous occasion. There is, however, a more joyous occasion that occurs once a year in Antarctica. The birth of the penguin chick. Miles and miles of walking, months of huddling in the cold and the dark, and fishing with the constant threat of leopard seals and orcas all culminate to that moment. Words cannot express the unparalleled significance of such an event.

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Originally posted by: icejunkie
Why feel anything? If she made a mistake as big as you think she has, then she will obviously face it eventually and have to deal with the consequences... Let her live her own life, if it doesn't kill her it will only make her stronger.

Well, if you still care for the girl it hurts to see them fing up so badly.

Beyond that I see two options.

1) Find the mother of the bride, make bride feel very uncomfortable
2) Get extraordinarily drunk, potentially enough to create a scene and take attention away from the bride and groom

oooh, i just thought of a third option

3) numbers 1 and 2
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
Originally posted by: icejunkie
Why feel anything? If she made a mistake as big as you think she has, then she will obviously face it eventually and have to deal with the consequences... Let her live her own life, if it doesn't kill her it will only make her stronger.

Well, if you still care for the girl it hurts to see them fing up so badly.

Beyond that I see two options.

1) Find the mother of the bride, make bride feel very uncomfortable
2) Get extraordinarily drunk, potentially enough to create a scene and take attention away from the bride and groom

oooh, i just thought of a third option

3) numbers 1 and 2

Her mother? SHUDDER!

Her dad is a good guy, her mom is a witch.
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Free food, booze and loads of women you don't know.
Can't pass that up.

I don't use this much but...Q F T.

edit: i'd go just for the food!