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wed night joke

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OutHouse

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a guy goes to a bar looking depressed. he bellies up to the bar and the bartender sees how blue and depressed this guy looks. the guy ask for a bottle and a glass, the bartender gets it and ask, "you ok buddy, you look like shit"

the guy looks up and says, "no... I came home from work early and caught my wife in bed with my best friend"

the bartender looks very sympethetic and says. "i see this all the time, go ahead and drink that bottle and ill call a cab." the guy starts to walk off and the bartender ask him "what did you say to your wife"?
the guys says, "i threw the whore out" the bartender says "thats good, good for you" then the bartender ask, "what did you do or say to your best friend"? the guy looks up with really sad eyes and says, "i looked at my best fiend and said

bad dog!!!!
 
This guy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says, "Hey, I just had my first hummer ever. Gimme a shot".

The bartender passed him one and congratulated him, telling him it was on the house. The guy threw it back, and asked for another. The bartender obliged, and after downing it the guy asked for yet a third.

"Woah, take it easy guy. You sure you want a third?" he asked the guy.

The guy looked at him and said "Yeah, you're probably right. If two shots doesn't get this taste out of my mouth, a third probably won't either."
 
Originally posted by: Sphexi
This guy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says, "Hey, I just had my first hummer ever. Gimme a shot".

The bartender passed him one and congratulated him, telling him it was on the house. The guy threw it back, and asked for another. The bartender obliged, and after downing it the guy asked for yet a third.

"Woah, take it easy guy. You sure you want a third?" he asked the guy.

The guy looked at him and said "Yeah, you're probably right. If two shots doesn't get this taste out of my mouth, a third probably won't either."
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<-- Had to look up "hummer" on urbandictionary
 
Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
Originally posted by: Sphexi
This guy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says, "Hey, I just had my first hummer ever. Gimme a shot".

The bartender passed him one and congratulated him, telling him it was on the house. The guy threw it back, and asked for another. The bartender obliged, and after downing it the guy asked for yet a third.

"Woah, take it easy guy. You sure you want a third?" he asked the guy.

The guy looked at him and said "Yeah, you're probably right. If two shots doesn't get this taste out of my mouth, a third probably won't either."
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<-- Had to look up "hummer" on urbandictionary
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It wasn't originally hummer, but I like not being banned? Wasn't sure what words would get me banned and what wouldn't 🙂
 
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