Wed night humor

[OutHouse]

Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do
their business behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take
off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a

wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the
ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife
came home last night without her panties."

That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card
stuck to her ass that said:

"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Citrix
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do
their business behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take
off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a

wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the
ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife
came home last night without her panties."

That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card
stuck to her ass that said:

"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."

so much for being the joke king

 

[Sluggo]

So the woman was so drunk she didnt reaize that a huge piece of folding cardboard was stuck in her panties?

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: Citrix
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do
their business behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take
off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a

wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the
ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife
came home last night without her panties."

That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card
stuck to her ass that said:

"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."

so much for being the joke king

PWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!1

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: Citrix
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do
their business behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take
off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a

wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the
ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife
came home last night without her panties."

That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card
stuck to her ass that said:

"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."

so much for being the joke king

Bahhh, he stole it from me by using a alpha wave sucker while i was sleeping. I still rule supreme!