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Website: Get your virginity back.

wtf.....
A group of highly skilled scientists set out on a multi-million dollar research study that eventually led to a breakthrough in the understanding of virginity. This knowledge was then examined by a group of top computer scientists who worked for six intense years on developing VRS 3000. The chief developer, Dr. Rachel Kadarinsky Ph.D., led the team to its victorious creation through numerous and often painful prototypes. The team worked on 36 hour shifts in a race to complete the project within the allotted 6 year deadline. Focusing on structure instead of content, the team managed to created an incredibly efficient and compact software package. VRS 3000 is programmed in endodecimal (base 11). This unusual approach to programming allowed the team to free themselves from their logical thinking patterns and rise up to another celestial plane in computer science.
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i read their "facts" part and hmmm....

i saw in the discovery channel program one day that talked of the fountain of youth. one researcher was able to extend the life of a particular fly by 2-4 times its lifespan by doing something to the fly so the fly won't mate until at a much later time.


 
"The Facts:"

* Orgasms experienced by recovered virgins are 200% stronger than those by non-virgins.

* After regaining their virginity, 34.8% of the users claimed that food tasted better.

* In Italy, where the response to SRV has been extremely high, the murder rate has dropped 23.7%.

* The death rate among virgins is 300% lower than that among non-virgins.

* After completing the virgination process, users' cholesterol level has decreased by an average of 12.4%

* The average household income of non-virgins is 34.6% lower than that of virgins.

* Newly-recovered virgins test 79.3% higher on the Rhouter-Stanly IQ test.

* Virgins are 86.1% less likely to get into hazardous automobile accidents.

* Hair loss is 45.6% less prevalent among male virgins than non-virgins.

* 67% of all American Olympians are virgins.

* Mother Theresa and the Pope are virgins.

* Extensive testing has shown weight loss is substantially easier while you are a virgin.

* Donald Trump first started off as a virgin.



LOL I think we've been had.
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally posted by: Baronz Not gona be of much interest here 😀
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haha, that's what i was thinking
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Most of the guys around here could not get laid in New Orleans during Mardi Gras with a fistful of Benjamins.
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Hey now, that isn't fair; the Benjamins are in the wrong place.😉
 
Oh sweet irony, get your Viagra for $3 a dose from the ad banner at the top of the page advocating virginity. That sounds like a hoot.
 
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