Weak Breakfast Rant

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Happy Saturday! So, I went to make a PBJ to have with my first pot of coffee and was stymied by the loaf of bread.

WTH kind of lame ass bakery seals the bread with a twist tie using 17 counterclockwise twists to do it? Like 17 twists is more closed than 3 or 4 twists? Is the owner of this misbegotten bakery left handed? You open things by twisting them counterclockwise not close them! I'm supposed to be able to focus on their schizophrenic packaging before I've had my coffee?

 

[IronWing]

Just eat the PB&J out the jars and call it good.

 

[Malak]

PBJ for breakfast? What you need to do is take that bread, dip it in some bird guts, toast it up good, then throw some PB and pure maple syrup on it.

 

[techs]

Weak rant. I needed a blow torch and a chainsaw to open an aspirin bottle this morning.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Weak rant. I needed a blow torch and a chainsaw to open an aspirin bottle this morning.

Oooh, I wanna hear that story!