Hmm, the term "Sweater Kittens" does not apply here. That wonderfully, sexy, cuddly, wet-dream-like term applies to firm, young, supple breasts.
The average Biker Chick is 40 years old. Has a 10th grade education. Has five kids...she thinks...maybe more. Has been doing speed since she was 16. Has been huffing fumes...since...like....whenever. Is married to John. Or is it...Jim? Judas? One of those "J" guys. Hasn't seen a dentist in years. Has a snatch so vile, Gynecologists use it as a test lab for infectious diseases.
You get the picture? :Q Those 22 year old chicks you see in the Harley Magazines are well-paid models. Still skank ho's, but just younger versions of the women described above.
Tell those ugly, boobies-slammin'-her-knees biker mommas to "Keep it on, honey...nobody wants to see that saggy sh1t!" :disgust: