One day, there was a man walking along the Beach, and God spoke to him.
God: "You have honored me in your life as I have instructed. Because of your devotion to me, I will Grant you one wish.
Man: "Ok God, how about a bridge from here to Hawaii so I can drive there and relax whenever I wish.
God: "Im suprised and dissapointed in your wish. For a man living a holy Christian life, I would have expected something less selfish and material. Make a different wish.
Man: "Ok God, how about this one. I wish for peace in the Middle East. To have the Israelis and Palestinians coexist, respecting each others religous beliefs and customs, and treat each other as they themselves would like to be treated."
God: "How many lanes would you like on that bridge? Two or Four?"