We need another Super Mario movie.

[DangerAardvark]

The weird thing is we can recast 2 of the same roles from the original. We just need one major difference:
Mario: Wesley Snipes
Bowser: Dennis Hopper
Luigi: John Leguizamo (he dies in the first 10 minutes)
Peach: Lindsey Lohan
Yoshi: CG, voiced by Robin Williams

Directed by Peter Jackson

Tagline: "Plumber is my profession, KICKING ASS IS MY JOB"

The original flirted with brilliance, the sequel will make brilliance its bitch.

 

[tasmanian]

Wesley Snipes cant do it since hes now an illegal alien.

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[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: tasmanian
Wesley Snipes cant do it since hes now an illegal alien.

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Well, we can always get Danny Glover.
"The princess is in another castle."
"Aww hell, I'm too old for this shit."

 

[Soundmanred]

Nope, Mario need to be Samuel L. Jackson.
"The motherfuckin' princess is in another motherfuckin' castle?!?"

 

[Q]

5 stars.

 

[marvdmartian]

Screw that......put Danny DeVito in a wig, and he can play Mario.......with a NYC mob twist!!

 

[pcslookout]

I think this is a good idea. The first one was ok but I think they could really improve on a second one. I am so sick and tired of horror films.

 

[Sureshot324]

The closest we're going to get....

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