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DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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Hahaha...

My (insurance agent / automobile auction rep / personal banker / brother) decided that he was going to take it upon himself to (close my bank account / cancel my insurance / steal my piggy bank / hire hitmen against me) because I...etc
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that big corporations could oppress transgendered people.

:D