We need a new /facepalm

[guyver01]

User: I cannot remember my password to access oracle

Me: Ok.. i just set your password to ABC123

User: ok.. so i'm gonna use ABC123 to log into oracle and not ME234 ?

Me: was ME234 your previous password?

User: ya

 

[theflyingpig]

You got tricked into resetting someones password. Your oracle database is now compromised. Everyone knows this.

 

[canadageek]

uh, but how would the guy compromising have the old password? and why would he need it if he had one?

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
You got tricked into resetting someones password.

nope.

verified user's info..
unless this guy killed the original user, and assumed his identity.. and knows his personal info...
we verify based on info put into the system from HR.. even the user's manager doesn't have access to the info we verify.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Your oracle database is now compromised.

i worry that we have idiots like that going into oracle.

it makes me wonder if the requests we get for system restores isn't caused because some noneck like that has access and just deleted some vital info by accident

 

[Rastus]

/dickpalm

 

[theflyingpig]

Originally posted by: canadageek
uh, but how would the guy compromising have the old password? and why would he need it if he had one?

Fail.

 

[slugg]

Originally posted by: Rastus
/dickpalm

/napalm

... cuz these people should die.

Yea, I said it.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: slugg

Originally posted by: Rastus
/dickpalm

/napalmdick

... cuz these people should die.

Yea, I said it.

Fixed 'cause they deserve worse. :evil:

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: slugg

Originally posted by: Rastus
/dickpalm

/napalmdick

... cuz these people should die.

Yea, I said it.

Fixed 'cause they deserve worse. :evil:

 

[slugg]

Originally posted by: scorpious

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: slugg

Originally posted by: Rastus
/dickpalm

/napalmdick

... cuz these people should die.

Yea, I said it.

Fixed 'cause they deserve worse. :evil:

oh you made me LOL so hard

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: slugg

Originally posted by: scorpious

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: slugg

Originally posted by: Rastus
/dickpalm

/napalmdick

... cuz these people should die.

Yea, I said it.

Fixed 'cause they deserve worse. :evil:

oh you made me LOL so hard

+1 poor guyver must deal with some real morons during his day

 

[yh125d]

picard.jpg

 

[ebaycj]

OracleBlowsGoats.jpg

 

[ModerateRepZero]

sometimes I do wonder if AT will ever make a /headdesk emoticon...

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: ModerateRepZero
sometimes I do wonder if AT will ever make a /helpdesk emoticon...

Fixed