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We have clearance Clarence.

Jimmy....have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Do you like Movies about Gladiators?

Do you like spending time in a gymnasium?

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Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
10 y/o boy: "Any cream or sugar?"
10 y/o girl: "No thanks, I like my coffee the way I like my men, black."

:roll: GET IT RIGHT!!

Boy: Cream?
Girl: No thanks...I take my coffee Black....like my men
Boy: :shocked:

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Theres something going on at headquarters!
HEADQUARTERS!!! What is it??
Well its a big building where generals meet...but thats not important right now
 
old lady: Nervous?
Striker: Yes
Old lady: First time?
Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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Voice on intercom: Over...Captain Clearance Over...you have a call from a "Mr. Hamm" on line 5
Over (on the phone with the mayo clinic): Alright, give me Hamm on 5...hold the Mayo
 
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again, There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
(on a flight from LA to Chiacgo)
Captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen....if you will look our the plane to the right...you will see that we are currently over the Grand Canyon...in just a few minutes if you will take a look, you should see Mount Rushmore...
 
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
10 y/o boy: "Any cream or sugar?"
10 y/o girl: "No thanks, I like my coffee the way I like my men, black."

:roll: GET IT RIGHT!!

Boy: Cream?
Girl: No thanks...I take my coffee Black....like my men
Boy: :shocked:

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Doctor: How Soon can we land??
Striker: I cant Tell
Doctor: You can tell me, I'm a Doctor!
Striker: No, i mean I dont know
Doctor: Well, can't you make a guess?
Striker: Hmm...not for a couple of hours
Doctor: You mean you can't make a guess for a couple of hours?!
 
Operator: I have a emergency call for you on line five, from a Mr. Hamm.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Alright, give me Hamm on five, hold the mayo.
 
Elaine:Would you like something to read?
Woman: Do you have anything light?
Elaine: Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?
 
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.

Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?

Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.

Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
 
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