We had a bomb threat at work

[yakko]

Man I hate standing out in the heat in my work clothes.At least it was not at 1 pm when it is the hotest.

 

[Viper Frag]

BOOM!!!!

I hope they caught the bastard. Hope everyone was ok.

 

[yakko]

It was called in to the receptionist I don't think they caught the bastard.Everyone was fine.

 

[ltk007]

How come no one ever calls in a bomb threat to my school.

 

[silent tone]

So, what do you say to somebody who calls in and says they're bombing you? What can really follow that line?

person: Hello.
bomber: Hello, There's a bomb in your building.
person: really? how do you know?
bomber: I put it there.
person: where did you put it?
bomber: not going to tell ya. ha!
person: that's not very nice.
bomber: too bad.
person: will I be hurt where I'm at right now?
bomber: I don't know. Don't you want to get out of there?
person: Yeah.
bomber: then why are you still talking to me when a bomb is about to explode?
person: I don't know. Why did you call to warn us if you want to blow up the building?
bomber: I thought thats what your supposed to do.
person: You think that being compasionate and polite when your blowing up a building and people is okay?
bomber: shut up, I don't like your questions.
person: You're pretty mixed up aren't you.
bomber: I have a bomb!
person: I don't like you.
bomber: I have a bomb!
person: You don't have very good social skills either.
bomber: I have a bomb! And I can blow $%!& up!
person: I'm going to hang up now.

 

[yakko]

istallion,


Thanks.Everyone in the center will appreciate that.The email is goinng out now.

 

[jaygee]

Another

 

[jonnyGURU]

yakko: Truth is that everyone knows that the office where you work does AOL tech support. I can't think of a single computer savvy and/or internet veteran type person would not want to blow up an AOL tech center.


Not to hurt anyone inside, but to slow down support for AOL users, hoping that those users will get frustrated and decide to move on to another ISP.

 

[yakko]

jonnyGURU,

It was the whole complex that got evacuated and since the I.R.S. has an office here there are two very good reasons to call one in.

 

[Pretender]

AOL and the IRS in the same building? All they need now is a Microsoft office to complete the scene.

 

[Warrenton]

AOL and the IRS sharing a building? I knew it!!! The MS suit is a fraud. Wait I knew that all along. What a bunch of bastards. Yeah MS is a monopoly... my ass.

 

[Mday]

for a moment, i thought someone threatened to show "insert name of a bad movie here"

 

[THELAIR]

My sister works at city hall.

Earlier this year someone decided to pay their overdue property tax by personally dropping it off outside the door of the property tax office in a "supspicious type looking package". Of course some bright minded soul thought it was a bomb, called the police, evacuated the entire building, and the police bomb squad moved in with their robot. The scan of the package showed that there was a large metal "mass" inside the box which really got the bomb guys all excited, just like how a firefighter gets exicted when they arrive on the scene of a fire alarm and see smoke comin outta the windows, that it wont be a false alarm. So anyways, they procede to blow up the package to "neutralize" the threat only to find out that the joke is on them.

Seems like a disgruntled citizen who's property tax went up this year paid in pennies, paid over a thousand dollars worth in PENNIES!! The newspaper ran the article under the headline of "Pennies from heaven", there were litterally thousands and thousands of pennies scattered across the entire floor

hehehehe, oh well my sister got that afternoon off hehe

 

[Pretender]

ROFLMAO