We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

[JulesMaximus]

Say what?

They look like they from the CIA or something.

 

[blackdogdeek]

We're on a mission from God

DON'T YOU BLASPHEME IN HERE! DON'T YOU BLASPHEME IN HERE!

 

[IronWing]

Sell me your children!

 

[blackdogdeek]

We play both types of music here; Country AND Western.

 

[Drako]

We play both types of music here; Country AND Western.

LOL, one of my favorites, although it's "We got both kinds"

 

[IronWing]

I hate Illinois Nazis.

 

[surfsatwerk]

They're Catholics.

 

[endlessmike]

Fix the cigarette lighter.

 

[SearchMaster]

Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!

 

[darkewaffle]

omg u guys, i luv pulp fiction

 

[endlessmike]

omg u guys, i luv pulp fiction

You dummy we are talking about Encino Man here.

 

[dank69]

You dummy we are talking about Encino Man here.

I thought it was some SNL skit.

 

[surfsatwerk]

I thought it was some SNL skit.

The brothers you know... "We are two wild and crazy guys!" Yeah them.

 

[IronWing]

This place has got everything.

 

[blackdogdeek]

LOL, one of my favorites, although it's "We got both kinds"

lol I never remember that one exactly. But it's still such an awesome line.

 

[endlessmike]

This place has got everything.

Disco pants and haircuts...

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

 

[Poulsonator]

I've always loved you.

 

[blackdogdeek]

I've always loved you.

I love this line too. It's so obscure.

 

[Ulfwald]

Jake: What's this?
Elwood: What?
Jake: This car. This stupid car. Where's the Cadillac? [tries to use the car's lighter, but it does not work; he throws it out the window] The Caddy, where's the Caddy?
Elwood The what?
Jake: The Cadillac we used to have The Bluesmobile
Elwood I traded it.
Jake: You traded the Bluesmobile for this?
Elwood: No, for a microphone.
Jake: A microphone? Okay, I can see that. But what the hell is this?
Elwood: This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect City police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving them away.
Jake: Well thank you, pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother comes to pick me up in a police car.
Elwood You don't like it?
Jake: No, I don't like it.
[Elwood jumps the car over the bridge]
Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[Jake lights his cigarette using his lighter]
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

 

[Ulfwald]

Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

 

[Humpy]

J: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
E: And some dry white toast please.

 

[zzuupp]

The new Oldsmobiles in early this year.

 

[notposting]

Sell me your children!

[fakes accent] "How much for the little girl? How much for the women?"

What?

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!"

That scene always cracks me up. And the one daughter was hot :sneaky:

 

[FelixDeCat]

I aint afraid of no ghost.