We got a new safe

[kwjake]

I'm thinking stick an IOU note in it, and putting it off to the side of the freeway. I wonder how many people will get in a wreck/ran over trying to get it?

Any other ideas?

 

[EvilYoda]

put it somewhere visible but not obvious in your house so that in the case that you ever get broken into (hopefully this never happens), they'll see that safe and just take it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Crack it.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
put it somewhere visible but not obvious in your house so that in the case that you ever get broken into (hopefully this never happens), they'll see that safe and just take it.

:thumbsup:

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
put it somewhere visible but not obvious in your house so that in the case that you ever get broken into (hopefully this never happens), they'll see that safe and just take it.

wow, good idea 🙂

 

[BrokenVisage]

Throw it away... out the window... onto a cartoon character like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit!

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
put it somewhere visible but not obvious in your house so that in the case that you ever get broken into (hopefully this never happens), they'll see that safe and just take it.

wow, good idea 🙂

 

[Wallydraigle]

Put the old one in the new one. That way, some burglar will sneak in, trying to burgle you, because that's what burglars do, and after several tense moments, he'll finally get the new safe open, only to find the old one inside. And he'll be all like, "Sh!t." and just leave.

 

[corpseofworms]

Lots of porn, guns, and booze for a rainy day.

 

[Jzero]

Try to drop it from a cliff onto a passing flightless bird?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Try to drop it from a cliff onto a passing flightless bird?

Meep-meep!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Jzero
Try to drop it from a cliff onto a passing flightless bird?

Meep-meep!

just make sure it isn't an ACME safe