We can send a man to the moon. We have a SPACE STATION. We still can't cure a cold!

[chitwood]

drink a lot of Nyquil. at least you'll sleep through the night.

 

[Murloc]

I'd rather have the flu, feel like crap and puke a couple times, 24 hours later it's over. Colds involve feeling like crap for weeks.

not a flu.
Flu does not involve puking and diarrhea if it's not gastroenteritis.