We are all gay.

[zerocool84]

Just like the saying goes, "Women want him, and men want to be him." That answers your OP right there.

 

[Locut0s]

nope
nope
nope
i'm straight

So you prefer scrawny nerdy action heroes? Even if you don't like action hero movies you must have SOME preference here. Also for movie stars certainly acting is no1 and I don't care what the guy looks like when it comes to a good movie. But come on you have to admit if it's just an entertaining popcorn flick you would prefer the leading man to be handsome instead of some ugly schmuck.

 

[Locut0s]

Just like the saying goes, "Women want him, and men want to be him." That answers your OP right there.

Of course. I know what the answer is. I just like joking around and wanted to create an interesting post.

 

[shortylickens]

/thread

However, I had a psychologist try and prove to me that I am questionable about my sexuality or I feel inadequate because I prefer lesbian porn. Crazy.

Did he tell you fucking mom was a good idea too?

 

[OCGuy]

It is like Cologne. Cologne is meant to smell attractive to men. If has to make men want to wear that scent.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

hmmmm

 

[zerocool84]

Did he tell you fucking mom was a good idea too?

When I went to see a psychologist, he said I should do that. His name was something Freud.

 

[highland145]

hmmmm

Feeling it.

No pointy elbows found.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

wait wat?

 

[highland145]

When I went to see a psychologist, he said I should do that. His name was something Kinsey.

fixed

 

[OCGuy]

*snip*

I would.....take her out for dinner and a movie.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Said action heros and porn stars only WISH they were me.

 

[highland145]

Said action heros and porn stars only WISH they were me.

A cross eyed fat penguin?:\

 

[0roo0roo]

real gay seem to have more of a gay face
and voice

if someday this guy

is an action hero i guesso lol

 

[Zen0]

So you prefer scrawny nerdy action heroes? Even if you don't like action hero movies you must have SOME preference here. Also for movie stars certainly acting is no1 and I don't care what the guy looks like when it comes to a good movie. But come on you have to admit if it's just an entertaining popcorn flick you would prefer the leading man to be handsome instead of some ugly schmuck.

You are confusing admiration with sexual attraction.

Only gays are gay.

The rest of you straight men are insecure and simply look up to/envy the big handsome huge cocked men you will never be.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[MotF Bane]

Lesbian porn got old after 7th grade...

Ron White said it best:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg (language NSFW)

lmao

 

[Locut0s]

You are confusing admiration with sexual attraction.

Only gays are gay.

The rest of you straight men are insecure and simply look up to/envy the big handsome huge cocked men you will never be.

No I'm just poking fun. I know it's just admiration / jealousy.

 

[zerocool84]

You are confusing admiration with sexual attraction.

Only gays are gay.

The rest of you straight men are insecure and simply look up to/envy the big handsome huge cocked men you will never be.

If you watch an action movie with a hugely fat person, it won't be believeable at all. If you watch one with an in-shape person, then you're going think to yourself that the in-shape person could actually pull it off.

 

[DougoMan]

Actually I prefer lesbian porn.

I think you could make the argument that lesbian porn is considerably more gay.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If you watch an action movie with a hugely fat person, it won't be believeable at all. If you watch one with an in-shape person, then you're going think to yourself that the in-shape person could actually pull it off.

I wish there were action movies with hugely fat people, assuming hugely fat means ~400lbs, or greater. I could totally see a giant fat guy kicking a bunch of skinny street thug ass.

EDIT: And it'd be much more believable than the Hollywood stupidity that allows 100lb women to defeat legions of decently built men.

 

[TridenT]

no homo

 

[SSSnail]

So, how long is it before your coming out thread?

 

[Locut0s]

no homo

BTW what's with your on-line status? It always shows offline even while you are posting up a storm. At least that's what I see.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

BTW what's with your on-line status? It always shows offline even while you are posting up a storm. At least that's what I see.

There's a "private browsing" or somesuch option for the insecure and suspicious.

EDIT: Or so I thought; other forums have such an option.