We are all gay.

Locut0s

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We prefer our action hero's to be handsome and ripped. Same with our other TV and movie stars. We prefer to see huge cocks on the guys in our pornos, and again prefer them to be built and ripped instead of skinny and small. Hm... :hmm:

Note I'm joking I know this doesn't mean anything about being gay.
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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We prefer our action hero's to be handsome and ripped. Same with our other TV and movie stars. We prefer to see huge cocks on the guys in our pornos, and again prefer them to be built and ripped instead of skinny and small. Hm... :hmm:

Note I'm joking I know this doesn't mean anything about being gay.
they can be ripped, but not too ripped. overkill is not good.
huge cocks aren't all they are cracked up to be.
i like skinny guys, not just skin and bones, but trimmed is ok.
 

Locut0s

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they can be ripped, but not too ripped. overkill is not good.
huge cocks aren't all they are cracked up to be.
i like skinny guys, not just skin and bones, but trimmed is ok.

Yeah I'm joking in the OP but I think you get my point.
 

DesiPower

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Nov 22, 2008
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We prefer our action hero's to be handsome and ripped. Same with our other TV and movie stars. We prefer to see huge cocks on the guys in our pornos, and again prefer them to be built and ripped instead of skinny and small. Hm... :hmm:

Note I'm joking I know this doesn't mean anything about being gay.

Thats not correct, I dont like Shane Diesel
 

OCGuy

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Jul 12, 2000
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Yeah I was thinking of this exact joke when I posted :p :thumbsup:

I wonder is that real booze he always has in that glass on stage?

I saw him in Vegas where he claimed it was real....he gets glassy eyes so I am assuming it is.
 

OCGuy

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Good show?

Awesome show.....he only recycled a few of his great jokes, the rest was original. I had my 60 year old father there, who had only seen maybe one or two of his jokes on Comedy Central while channel surfing...and he loved it as well.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Apr 12, 2004
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I saw him in Vegas where he claimed it was real....he gets glassy eyes so I am assuming it is.

I first saw this post only after Locut0s quoted. Lack of context is glorious, especially in a thread titled "We are all gay."