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WD-40 aint no good!

Jon-T

Jon-T

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in engineering school they told us that all things can be fixed with either Duct Tape or WD-40.

Well I was sitting here when i saw this mouse looking at me and it squeaked. So I shot it with some WD-40, it's supposed to stop squeaks. Damn mouse responded by squeaking again so I squirted him again. Then he ran under the table. Got my buddy Vinny to pull out his lighter (he's a crackhead they always got lighters) to get some light under the table. Well wouldn't you know it that little mouse lit up like the Hindenburg. He ran into his mouse house and holy hell broke lose. The amount of squeaking coming out of that wall must have been heard in the next county. I thought WD-40 was supposed to stop squeaks!
 
Its actually shitty multipurpose lube. Jack of all trades, master of none. More for breaking up stuck things than keeping them from getting stuck, like real lubricant.
 
highland145 said:
uh, it's not a lube.
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True Dat. It is actually a solvent. I had a guy replace a spring on my garage door. When he was done he looked at me so proudly when he told me that he lubricated the worm drive with WD-40. As soon as he left I put new grease on the worm drive because he had taken all the old grease off.
 
Stopsignhank said:
True Dat. It is actually a solvent. I had a guy replace a spring on my garage door. When he was done he looked at me so proudly when he told me that he lubricated the worm drive with WD-40. As soon as he left I put new grease on the worm drive because he had taken all the old grease off.
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But it is very light-able...like the OP said. 😀
 
highland145 said:
No, the point was lighting the whole colony on fire.


Lighten up, Francis. Or should I say "Lighter up, Francis?"😀
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Don't find jokes about burning animals funny.

We've got millions of animals being basically tortured as an industry already - we can use some more concern for them than jokes about burning mice.
 
Craig234 said:
Don't find jokes about burning animals funny.

We've got millions of animals being basically tortured as an industry already - we can use some more concern for them than jokes about burning mice.
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The good news for you is that you are free to to not laugh at jokes that you don't think are funny.
 
Jon-T said:
in engineering school they told us that all things can be fixed with either Duct Tape or WD-40.

Well I was sitting here when i saw this mouse looking at me and it squeaked. So I shot it with some WD-40, it's supposed to stop squeaks. Damn mouse responded by squeaking again so I squirted him again. Then he ran under the table. Got my buddy Vinny to pull out his lighter (he's a crackhead they always got lighters) to get some light under the table. Well wouldn't you know it that little mouse lit up like the Hindenburg. He ran into his mouse house and holy hell broke lose. The amount of squeaking coming out of that wall must have been heard in the next county. I thought WD-40 was supposed to stop squeaks!
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This is what passes for content on ATOT now?
 
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