Ways to Order a Pizza

[Brutuskend]

If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering.
Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

Ask to see a menu.
Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

Eliminate verbs from your speech.

Ask to see a menu.
Call to complain about service.
Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

 

[DrPizza]

ok, the first couple were good....... this one gets a "booooooo!"

 

[Zim Hosein]

Ask to see a menu.
Call to complain about service.
Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

😱

Hehe 🙂

Thanks Brutuskend :beer:

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Call to complain about service.
Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

hahah thats funny

 

[kindest]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend



Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.


Ask to see a menu.

heh

 

[Jhill]

Where is the other 94 ways? I know I've seen it.

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Where is the other 94 ways? I know I've seen it.