Ways to fake sick...

ksaajasto

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Hmmm.... I'm having trouble fakin' sick for swimming, because i had the stomach flu for a while, and its kinda hard for me... doin' flip turns and stuff. any of u have any tips or anything????



peace
KS
 

Maximilian

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"But maaaaaaaaammm i dont feeeeeeel well!! NO! im not going swimming!! Im seriously! owww it hurts, really huurts" *keel over if she dosent look convinced*

If its not your mom your tryin to convince replace "maaaaaammm" with the appropriate person. As calling your swim instructor mom aint a good idea heh.
 

eits

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put your fist up to your mouth and cover it... then, blow REALLY HARD, but make sure your fist covers the air from escaping your mouth...

this will cause your nuts to pop out from the recesses of your groin...
 
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Originally posted by: eits
put your fist up to your mouth and cover it... then, blow REALLY HARD, but make sure your fist covers the air from escaping your mouth...

this will cause your nuts to pop out from the recesses of your groin...

:laugh:

- M4H
 

ksaajasto

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hahaa, i bet you wouldn't make it through the first set.


we started out with 40 100's on the 1:30, 100 (4 lengths) and then did an IM set, and did a 800 cooldown...

idc what you say lol, thats pretty hard, and when ur stomach is doing flips the whole time.... ughh
 

OVerLoRDI

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Originally posted by: AStar617
Watch "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", a movie that's clearly older than you are.

Every high schooler can learn amazing things from that movie. Truely a great movie.
 

her209

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Tell the gym teacher you are having stomach cramps because of your period... that or you are pregnant.
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: eits
put your fist up to your mouth and cover it... then, blow REALLY HARD, but make sure your fist covers the air from escaping your mouth...

this will cause your nuts to pop out from the recesses of your groin...

Ahahaha. I just choked on my dinner. :laugh: