Ways I don't want to Die #127

[Kaido]

In Russia, figure skating kills YOU :Q

 

[HardcoreRobot]

ahhh, reminiscent of a recent family guy episode

 

[alfa147x]

hahaha all i can think of was the bear from the Cleveland show

 

[Crono]

What a grizzly and sad incident.

 

[krylon]

Shake that bear

 

[Kev]

"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

 

[Ika]

I thought it would be pedobear

 

[AstroManLuca]

That sounds unbearably painful.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

 

[weflyhigh]

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

Nasty "fucking" bears

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

Nasty... "fucking bears"

FIXED

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

Nasty "fucking" bears

That just made me laugh out loud in my office. I keep picturing a documentary on Discovery with some hoity-toity proper-English speaking narrator.

"Here we see the Eastern Fucking Bear in his native environment..."

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

Nasty "fucking" bears

That just made me laugh out loud in my office. I keep picturing a documentary on Discovery with some hoity-toity proper-English speaking narrator.

"Here we see the Eastern Fucking Bear in his native environment..."

David Attenborough.

The best such moment that he narrates is in the Trials of Life series, with the tortoises getting it on. Holy Hell, the noises those things make.

 

[TheBloodguard]

Ice Skating bear

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
ahhh, reminiscent of a recent family guy episode

i was expecting a family guy or related clip.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

 

[marvdmartian]

Topic Title: Ways I don't want to Die #127
Topic Summary: Death by Ice Skating Bear

So then, a hula-dancing bear would be okay??

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: TheBloodguard
Ice Skating bear

lol

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Kev
"It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. "

I have a theory...

IT'S A FUCKING BEAR.

is smiley face as a response a "new thing" on atot that i missed?